Random News and Other Events

[Chance]

http://news.yahoo.com/police-jersey-man-adds-gasoline-lighter-fluid-cake-130944729.html

That's safe.

 

[Maddo]

http://news.yahoo.com/police-jersey-man-adds-gasoline-lighter-fluid-cake-130944729.html

Where's the video?

 

[Chance]

lol

 

[KinCryos]

Abstinence-Only Texas High School Hit By Chlamydia Outbreak; 1 In 15 Students Affected

 

[Cowboy Crow]

Abstinence-Only Texas High School Hit By Chlamydia Outbreak; 1 In 15 Students Affected

Only another reason to never go outside ever again.

 

[ToTeM]

Abstinence-Only Texas High School Hit By Chlamydia Outbreak; 1 In 15 Students Affected

oh wow, they really shouldn't be allowing this, this is stupid
"oh sex is bad,and you shouldn't have it untill you're married that is all you need to kno" fucking stupid
i bet if they'd want them to not have sex then tell them about the god damn STD's you stupid religious asswad

 

[Kyle]

Abstinence-Only Texas High School Hit By Chlamydia Outbreak; 1 In 15 Students Affected

Moral of this story don't be a whore and sleep with three different people.

 

[ozzeh / dave]

http://www.nbcnews.com/watch/nbc-ne...und-guilty-after-jury-sees-video-440010307597

 

[ozzeh / dave]

old news but still amazing
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/50-duck-flock-invade-store-20703586

 

[PsychoRealm]

I say it was Obama controlling this new Russia's tank remotely trying to shoot at the Mausoleum.

New Russian T-14 Armata tank grinds to a halt on Red Square

 

[Cowboy Crow]

Lol. People are funny.

http://time.com/3848666/nebraska-woman-sues-gays/
http://www.salon.com/2015/05/06/neb...it_against_all_the_homosexuals_for_being_gay/

 

[KinCryos]

Lol. People are funny.

http://time.com/3848666/nebraska-woman-sues-gays/
http://www.salon.com/2015/05/06/neb...it_against_all_the_homosexuals_for_being_gay/

Sylvia Driskell — acting on behalf of her plaintiffs God, and His Son, Jesus Christ

if I may interject, this same "God" was sued once before in the same state and the suit was dismissed because God could not be properly notified, not having an address. (the plaintiff, Nebraska's Senator at the time, did respond "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience ... Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.")

this same loophole should prevent him from filing a lawsuit, but it will also be dismissed due to the whole "lack of proper notification" thing.

 

[Pengy]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/07/politics/nsa-telephone-metadata-illegal-court/index.html
Well... that's pretty big.

 

[Kyle]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/07/politics/nsa-telephone-metadata-illegal-court/index.html
Well... that's pretty big.

This was long overdue in my opinion. At they're finally getting around to knocking the NSA down a few pegs.

 

[Pengy]

This was long overdue in my opinion. At they're finally getting around to knocking the NSA down a few pegs.

Not according to this lovely woman I found on Facebook.

Fucking Marshall Law. Goddam thing is always fixing a post-war Europe.

 

[Sir Cakez]

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/c...de--jimmy-kimmel-live--studios-124251681.html
Someone likes to make celebrity puns.

 

[` R2Pleasent]

how about now

Disgusting, her knees are too bony.

 

[Maddo]

Disgusting, her knees are too bony.

You wouldn't kick her out of bed.

 

[KinCryos]

Man is raped at gunpoint by THREE women so they could collect his semen in a cooler box and 'steal' it in South Africa

and it's not the only occurance

 

[Sargent¥]

Five Nights at Freddy's creator gets a subpoena to find out who ripped off his game

Thought this'd be interesting.

Police Seek Man Who "Jacked His Dick" in a Waffle House Booth

This too