We drink to our youth, and to the days come and gone
because the age of Skial has just begun
We'll drive out the redditors from these servers that we own
with our rage and our trolls we'll keep them out of our home
All hail to Bottiger! You are the high king
In your great honor we drink and we sing
We're the children of skial, and we post all our lives
And when Bottiger beckons, everyone of us dies
But this community is ours, and we'll see it wiped clean
of the scourge that has sullied, our hopes and our dreams