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CiNiC

CiNiC

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Was going through my Hotmail junk box, and I realized, 'Wow. 493 is a lot.' So, I decided to read the titles of a few of them, and chose to come here to share some slight highlights with you all.

"Tammy Payne tried to look for a new guy who can PERFORM WELL in the bed eyebrow pasta"
"Greet our ADORABLE Marcia Gibbs who wants some love daughter exhaust"
"Greet our ADORABLE Raquel Vaughn who wants some love booklet raven"
"Horny Helena Goodman is is about to lose her mind WITHOUT YOU sphere" - Stating that I'm not going to be there as she loses her mind. And that there will be spheres. :(
"Lolita Gardner is waiting for YOU and YOUR LOVE microwave"
"Say Jane Green and she will GIVE YOUR LOVE, and maybe something else example drizzle"
"Find YOUR LOVE with amateur Claire Simon forecast pair"

Anyone else up for sharing?
 
I'm waiting for the hospital to email me about a horny 74 y/o with a fistula causing shit to come out of her vajayjay.
 
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No wonder why your avatar is so aggressive.
 
Sgt Ryan Mayes :
Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Sgt. Ryan Mayes, a US Marine Sgt. Serving in the 3rd Battalion, 25th Marine Regiment that Patrols the Anbar province, Iraq. I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact particulars in an address journal.
I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of Two Million Nine Hundred Thousand US Dollars (2,900,000 USD) to the States or any safe country, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.
SOURCE OF MONEY:
Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of Saddam Hussein’s old
Presidential Palaces during a rescue operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us over the years, but now that and was kept in courier security vault for safe keeping.
Click Copy this link to get the full story: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/2988455.stm
This might appear as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole in Iraq which you are fully aware.
The above figure was given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity)
I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid, who before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close relative. I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of Iraq for you to pick up. I do not know for how long I will remain here, as I have been lucky to survive 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention.
This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavour to contact me and we would work out the necessary formalities but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship.
Respectfully,
Sgt. Ryan Mayes:
United States Marine Corps. IRAQ
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@Bottiger
:win:

Edit: Can you forward that to me? You can let this once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity slip out of your hands, but I, however, shall NOT.
Fucking love how he picked such a random number to look legit.
$29,847,123,893
 
I got an Email in Spam Folder that was asking Me to upgrade my Classroom Materiels. WTF? I'm not a Teacher. Fuck Kids. If I was a Teacher, and a Kid mouthed off to Me, I'd smack Him.
 
Apparently I have a gambling problem, too.
Made more obvious as I direct you to the raffle where I give away a shitty hat I crafted.
 
My English teacher told me it's better to have too many than not enough. Didn't know he was really talking about women, though.
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It's ironic because he was gay!
 
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