@Bottiger
:win:

Edit: Can you forward that to me? You can let this once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity slip out of your hands, but I, however, shall NOT.
Fucking love how he picked such a random number to look legit.
$29,847,123,893

I can't forward it to you because I deleted my copy. The one I pasted here was found on Google.
 
Dear Friend,

I am writing you after proper consideration that telephone conversation
may not be Ideal medium to contact you.

I got your contact through my search on the internet for a reliable
person. i am In National Guard Artillery unit here in Iraq, we discovered
some funds when on Routine foot patrol in Khalis Iraq at company’s
compound.

We can't keep these funds so we want to move the funds to you to keep it
for us In your safe account.

The money is legit. If you are interested get back to me for details.

You may wish to confirm with this
link:
*link removed because there might be nubs*

Please reply to myass@scout.tf2

This business is risk free.
Captain Anthony
 
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Spear landmine FTW
 
"Good looking 21 year old man with a pHD in English looking to marry YOU!!! Go on shaadi.com for more offers.Or go to indiamatrimonials.com!!!!"
I am a guy.
WTF.
 
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I had to go dig up my old GMail for this. I fucking hate you guys.
EDIT: I set it to prune at a ridiculously fast pace, but this is what I got:
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The answers.com letter is a spy.