Post Your Spam Mail

[JayDee]

Excuse Me? JD, You wanna finish that Sentence?

No, Yo--Viperstrike..cuz it was you

 

[ViperStriker]

No, Yo--Viperstrike..cuz it was you

 

[Bottiger]

@Bottiger


Edit: Can you forward that to me? You can let this once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity slip out of your hands, but I, however, shall NOT.
Fucking love how he picked such a random number to look legit.
$29,847,123,893

I can't forward it to you because I deleted my copy. The one I pasted here was found on Google.

 

[CiNiC]

:seriously:

 

[JayDee]

:seriously:

:p

 

[jwso]

Dear Friend,

I am writing you after proper consideration that telephone conversation
may not be Ideal medium to contact you.

I got your contact through my search on the internet for a reliable
person. i am In National Guard Artillery unit here in Iraq, we discovered
some funds when on Routine foot patrol in Khalis Iraq at company’s
compound.

We can't keep these funds so we want to move the funds to you to keep it
for us In your safe account.

The money is legit. If you are interested get back to me for details.

You may wish to confirm with this
link:
*link removed because there might be nubs*

Please reply to myass@scout.tf2

This business is risk free.
Captain Anthony

 

[CiNiC]

Need to make a Captain CiNiC spam mail so I can get $$$$.

 

[Airakah]

I have over 9000 in my inbox on yahoo <.< Ive never deleted a message haha

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

unnecessary comma is unnecessary

Actually, the comma before "too" is proper.

 

[CiNiC]

Spear landmine FTW

 

[ViperStriker]

Spear landmine FTW

:( I get E-Mail from Fat Chicks.

 

[RisenDemon]

Spear landmine FTW

You would have to be an idiot not to open those E-mails.

 

[ViperStriker]

You would have to be an idiot not to open those E-mails.

Well he should make sure Anti-Virus is up-to-date. So many Viruses hise in those things. No Viruses in ones from Fat Chicks though. :)

 

[CiNiC]

Viper is like a box of 100 Calorie Packs: Fat chicks love him, and don't feel that guilty after.

 

[ViperStriker]

Viper is like a box of 100 Calorie Packs: Fat chicks love him, and don't feel that guilty after.

No emoticon for how much I just fucking laughed. I love you man.

 

[P Lash]

"Good looking 21 year old man with a pHD in English looking to marry YOU!!! Go on shaadi.com for more offers.Or go to indiamatrimonials.com!!!!"
I am a guy.
WTF.

 

[P Lash]

BTW,anybody remembers those GTA 4 spam mails Niko gets in those tw@ cafes ??
:p

 

[ModSe7en]

I had to go dig up my old GMail for this. I fucking hate you guys.
EDIT: I set it to prune at a ridiculously fast pace, but this is what I got:

The answers.com letter is a spy.

 

[Lycius]

Subject:
性藥品改-變我一生命運.真爽‏



Sent from: ●◆██★孟陽名

Body:
vrxcmxecdydsds

哈'買多還送春藥-找不到了

 

[ModSe7en]

-stuff-

Laughed so fucking hard. Modern spammers are dumber than 3rd graders.