Pick up lines

[JosieWoman125]

Here's my shitty attempt:
I will play with your titties just like how I play with the buttons on my Xbox360 Controller.

 

[Chiefmiest]

I think del piero is butt hurt

 

[Rvsz]

Hehe

And some more here:

Apart from a few jokes the movie is crap by the way, apart from Merchant of course.

 

[JosieWoman125]

Hehe
And some more here:
Apart from a few jokes the movie is crap by the way, apart from Merchant of course.

AHEMEMEMEM any made up ones? BY YOU?
:)

 

[Rvsz]

Ah yeah and if we talk about him here's a classic:

 

[Rvsz]

AHEMEMEMEM any made up ones? BY YOU?

I have thousands. None of them ever worked though : D

 

[Dave the Manly]

I'd have tried some cheesy pick up line, but when I do they always end up seeming like paragraphs instead. You're cute, wanna grab some coffee later?

Hasn't once failed me.

 

[CiNiC]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Endless win.

 

[N.P.P Styx]

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

 

[Lord Killington]

You can't spell Me Gusta without ME and U

 

[Very Elegant]

Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name Adolf Hitler?

 

[BladeZ]

Nice rack.

 

[TheNotSid]

pick up sticks was a better game