The level I ALWAYS get stuck on in Fire Emblem is Ambivalence or Paralogue 10, the one you recruit Severa in. There's so many goddamn enemies in tight spaces, and in lunatic one person can't just tank them all unless their stats are nearly maxxed out.
 
I don't know about Awakening, but Sacred Stones loved to spam reinforcements. It was bullshit on so many levels.
Awakening throws them at you at the worst fucking times.

Oh you finally killed that Archer that was going after your flying units? Lol fuck you have 3 more that spawn in range of them.

So I heard you like dragons? Have some fucking dragon slayers gangbang them.

It's even more shit because I know when they're coming but I don't have the units to spare to keep them from coming. There's nothing fun about them, at the least they can give you a counter of when and where they will show up instead of having to look up a guide or guess.
 
Awakening throws them at you at the worst fucking times.

Oh you finally killed that Archer that was going after your flying units? Lol fuck you have 3 more that spawn in range of them.

So I heard you like dragons? Have some fucking dragon slayers gangbang them.

It's even more shit because I know when they're coming but I don't have the units to spare to keep them from coming. There's nothing fun about them, at the least they can give you a counter of when and where they will show up instead of having to look up a guide or guess.
They are bullshit. They're usually spawned after you kill a certain enemy on the map thats right near the place they spawn, so unless you have Galeforce or draw the enemy out your unit is stuck there waiting to get killed by a gangbang of enemy reinforcments. Otherwise its on certain turns or endless until you kill the boss, and those kinds of reinforcements are the worst.
 
They are bullshit. They're usually spawned after you kill a certain enemy on the map thats right near the place they spawn, so unless you have Galeforce or draw the enemy out your unit is stuck there waiting to get killed by a gangbang of enemy reinforcments. Otherwise its on certain turns or endless until you kill the boss, and those kinds of reinforcements are the worst.
I was so close to beating Chapter 23 until Morgan and Cynthia got fucked because of one archer with a Killer Bow and 2 Arcfire mages popping out of my asshole. Even more infuriating is that I need to kill all the enemies, reinforcements included. I hope to god Fates isn't like that. But I just got EXPonential growth and am training God Donnel to help me out.
 
I was so close to beating Chapter 23 until Morgan and Cynthia got fucked because of one archer with a Killer Bow and 2 Arcfire mages popping out of my asshole. Even more infuriating is that I need to kill all the enemies, reinforcements included. I hope to god Fates isn't like that. But I just got EXPonential growth and am training God Donnel to help me out.
Hope you enjoy Fates because its at least 2x harder than Awakening if not more. Hard difficulty Nohr is basically Awakening Lunatic.

EXPonential growth is a godsend but takes a lot of patience to make gods with. Like 40-50 hours for a god team. Enjoy.
 
Hope you enjoy Fates because its at least 2x harder than Awakening if not more. Hard difficulty Nohr is basically Awakening Lunatic.

EXPonential growth is a godsend but takes a lot of patience to make gods with. Like 40-50 hours for a god team. Enjoy.
My fingers are trained in the art of soft resetting now, I'm prepared for Fates in that regard.
 
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After 40 hours of strategizing, flipping shit over reinforcements and straining my fingers with the L+R+Start combo I did it.

RIP THE BELOVED COMRADS WHO DIED FROM EITHER SHITTY PLACEMENT, PEGASUS KNIGHTS OR BULLSHIT REINFORCEMENTS

Next I work on a Female MU Hard Classic with no deaths then I'll tackle Lunatic. God help me.
 
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After 40 hours of strategizing, flipping shit over reinforcements and straining my fingers with the L+R+Start combo I did it.

RIP THE BELOVED COMRADS WHO DIED FROM EITHER SHITTY PLACEMENT, PEGASUS KNIGHTS OR BULLSHIT REINFORCEMENTS

Next I work on a Female MU Hard Classic with no deaths then I'll tackle Lunatic. God help me.
Fun Fact; I've played through the game 9 times, and have 400 hours on it, and I have never played as a female MU.

Also a guide for the first 4 chapters of lunatic helps.
 
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It's like that one time I tried to cook tofu in bacon grease. It just doesn't work and makes you take the whole thing less seriously and, at the same time, makes you feel weird.