Need a bit of advice here

[BadGuy]

So I'm in charge of my friend tonight (graduated from our course and in the squadron now), he's already pretty blitzed, and passed outish. He wants to head to the strip club around midnight, thing is its 8 now. Whats the call here fella's?

 

[Staying_Classy]

Tie strings to limbs. Marionette at the strip club :D
What could go wrong?

 

[BadGuy]

I'd actually like advice from someone who's gone out before lol

 

[Staying_Classy]

I'd actually like advice from someone who's gone out before lol

>implying you'll get actual advice :P

 

[RisenDemon]

All I can say once you go out, bring lots of $1 and look, but don't touch.

 

[Gen.mcMuster]

I'd actually like advice from someone who's gone out before lol

HAHAHAHA!

you're on the internet dude! nobody here has been on a date before!

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

Titties? Yes?

 

[PsychoRealm]

HAHAHAHA!
you're on the internet dude! nobody here has been on a date before!

Date in a strip club? Have you ever seen reality? lol

 

[Roman]

Let him sleep.

 

[Gen.mcMuster]

Let him sleep.

yeah, skip the drunken debauchery.

It'll save you from answering some awkward questions posed by you're (future) kids when they see the pictures you're buddies took of you and posted on the internet

 

[Gen.mcMuster]

Date in a strip club? Have you ever seen reality? lol

never mind, I should have said "competent social skills and knowledge of what to do in situations such as the one you posted"

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

yeah, skip the drunken debauchery.

It'll save you from answering some awkward questions posed by you're (future) kids when they see the pictures you're buddies took of you and posted on the internet

Of the three times I've ever been to a strip club, two of them were with my father. Actually not that awkward, but probably because my brother was a lapdance begging dollar-bill dispenser. LOL

 

[Gen.mcMuster]

Of the three times I've ever been to a strip club, two of them were with my father. Actually not that awkward, but probably because my brother was a lapdance begging dollar-bill dispenser. LOL

 

[AfireAzuaki]

from other people's hear of expierence, i think u need money :seriously:

 

[ViperStriker]

Best Best woulda been just tieing him to a Lamp Post outside the Club and go have yourself a good time.

 

[Doki]

let him sleep

tell him he went to the club and he was just too drunk to remember

douse his face with piss.

 

[StalinJr]

douse his face with jarate.

fix'd.

 

[LuuckyShot]

Follow these steps:
1. Get Money
2. Get Bitches
3. Party like theres no tommorow.
4. After party sex. Use a condom (optional)
5. Morning Sex
6. ???
7. Leave the hoes.
8. Profit.

 

[BadGuy]

We ended up going when his ass woke up. Definitely one of the better strip clubs i've been to as far as girls go. Although 30$ for a lap dance is fucking retarded when its only for one song, and there are places that do it for 20$ for 3 songs. BUT, I had fun, strippers are always fun. Thanks for your colorful comments guys :D

 

[ViperStriker]

We ended up going when his ass woke up. Definitely one of the better strip clubs i've been to as far as girls go. Although 30$ for a lap dance is fucking retarded when its only for one song, and there are places that do it for 20$ for 3 songs. BUT, I had fun, strippers are always fun. Thanks for your colorful comments guys :D

No problem. :)