Heres a couple - no prize just for the crack, while wait for terdys next instalment:

"Did not know who it was fucking with"

"I said to my wife, I'd like a little pussy, she said so would I mines as big as a house"

"what'l it be, mustard? or ketchup?"

"heeeey... you broke your cherry"

well noone got these:
they were
Pitch black
predator
spongebob squarepants movie
Goodfellas.