"NASA confirmed"Holy shit.
You can get a legit superpower. NASA confirmed.
http://www.whydontyoutrythis.com/2013/06/nasa-confirms-super-human-abilities-gained.html
But not eating is technically not a superpower :cAnd thus the troll seed was planted.
Now everyone will tell everyone about this article that is false because it is so cool, before they find out it is uncredible.