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[CiNiC]

*toothjob

Unless she's all gums.

I do love me a good gummer

A man wins a hundred dollars on a scratch and win.
He decides to buy a hooker

"50 bucks for some rough sex, 50 bucks for it soft" The corner wench says

"Well, could I get both? seeing as how I have a hundred dollars." The desperate man says.

"Sure thing" replies the prostitute

They get a room at a motel, and they start going at it. The man is really enjoying the rough sex, and he cums.
The whore then goes to the washroom to get prepared for the soft sex. About 10 minutes later she comes out, ready to go at it again.

As their bumping uglies, the man says
"Gee, how did you make it so soft and moist from rough and dry?"
"I picked out the scabs" The hooker says

 

[CiNiC]

 

[Sharkey]

Bitch

 

[Ruelel]

she's never gonna be fucked

 

[Shula]

Well isn't she just a peach.

 

[CiNiC]

"To take away sexual pleasure from him when he grows up," made me :facepalm: the hardest.

 

[CiNiC]

she's never gonna be fucked

Just sayin', I'd hit it rough just t----- Nevermind, she'd probably do the "NO, COPPERS, HE FORCED ME TO!" thi----- Then AGAIN, I could probably pull the "webcam" trick.

I forgot where I was going with this post, but it wasn't a pleasant place.

 

[ViperStriker]

Oh, wouldn't Kenji love to meet her.

 

[DanHack]

WE MUST EMPOWER THE FEMALE BABIES BY BREASTFEEDING AND DRAIN THE BABY BOY'S POWER WITH CIRCUMCISION JUST AS YOU CAN REMOVE A SAIYANS POWERS BY YANKING OUT THEIR TAILS. IT CANNOT FAIL.

FEMINISTS UNITE! TO THE CUNT CAVE.

 

[CiNiC]

Oh my god.
Circumcision is like taking a Saiyan's true power when cutting his tail.
I have been so blind.

 

[ViperStriker]

Oh my god.
Circumcision is like taking a Saiyan's true power when cutting his tail.
I have been so blind.

We're through the looking glass, people.

 

[CiNiC]

 

[KinCryos]

now I was circumcised. I shutter to think of the stupider things I would've done if it were any more joyous in my nether-regions

 

[Gary Mofo Oak]

o_____o

 

[VEGAN DAD]

 

[Maddo]

Im wondering if that's a true Damascus blade, nice looking piece though.
btw im a bit of a connoisseur of blades, something about them just intrigues me beyond just curiosity.

 

[Rvsz]

btw im a bit of a connoisseur of blades, something about them just intrigues me beyond just curiosity.

I found these the best by far:

 

[Maddo]

I found these the best by far:

This is the Swiss army I have, the toothpick and tweezers are a waste of time, but the rest is decent steel.

 

[Smokey]

This is the Swiss army I have, the toothpick and tweezers are a waste of time, but the rest is decent steel.

I live in constant fear that I'll stab something and the blade will come back down on my fingers horribly.

 

[Smokey]