When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba". "I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"
This was 9 days ago, but this 45 yr old Australian surfer caught and successfully rode a 100 foot wave off the coast of Portugal. They believe it's a world record. This guy is nuts...
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