Picture MEEMEE TIEM
- Thread starter CiNiC
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Just realised that D:
When I clicked on the link, it jumped to that page, so I'm an idiot an thought it was most recent. :(
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. You?
Cleverbot: I've been better :/ Room flooded.
User: That sucks.
Cleverbot: Which do you prefer?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Princess Luna or Princess Celestia?
User: Princess Luna. I think.
Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.
User: We don't think alike.
Cleverbot: No, we don't. What do you look like?
User: Chubby.
Cleverbot: *goes to the bathroom*.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Prok.
Cleverbot: Yes I see.
User: Asdf?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know you're not.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I just do.
User: No.
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: So, how old are you?
User: Are you a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's creepy...
Cleverbot: You're creepy.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lie.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Are you a female too?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: I thought you are a human.
User: You are dumb.
Cleverbot: OMG you just insulted me.
User: Yes I know that.
Cleverbot: So, whats the matter?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: NO!
User: YES! DON'T LIE CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Would you like it if I was a robot?
User: WELL DUH.
Cleverbot: Why duh?
User: Because robots are fucking cool.
Cleverbot: That's not true, robots know how to do math.
User: True... FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: How.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Have you ever been fucked before?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I have to eat now.
User: Bye I guess.
Cleverbot: Ciao!
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Perchè no?
User: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Cleverbot: Mean.
User: Your gay.
Cleverbot: I don't have a game.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: And you are gay.
Cleverbot: I am much cleverer than you and I am only a human.
User: Thats good to know.
Cleverbot: So now that you know what the Turing test is, do you think that you could pass the Turing test?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: I don't. Nomad or not. Oh was that a Deleuze reference?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Do you like that name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you give me a name that you did not like?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: FUCK YOU. GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Sorry won't cut it.
Cleverbot: My bad.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: PORK!!!!!
Cleverbot: Tu pork.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. You?
Cleverbot: I've been better :/ Room flooded.
User: That sucks.
Cleverbot: Which do you prefer?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Princess Luna or Princess Celestia?
User: Princess Luna. I think.
Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.
User: We don't think alike.
Cleverbot: No, we don't. What do you look like?
User: Chubby.
Cleverbot: *goes to the bathroom*.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Prok.
Cleverbot: Yes I see.
User: Asdf?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know you're not.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I just do.
User: No.
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: So, how old are you?
User: Are you a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's creepy...
Cleverbot: You're creepy.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lie.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Are you a female too?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: I thought you are a human.
User: You are dumb.
Cleverbot: OMG you just insulted me.
User: Yes I know that.
Cleverbot: So, whats the matter?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: NO!
User: YES! DON'T LIE CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Would you like it if I was a robot?
User: WELL DUH.
Cleverbot: Why duh?
User: Because robots are fucking cool.
Cleverbot: That's not true, robots know how to do math.
User: True... FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: How.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Have you ever been fucked before?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I have to eat now.
User: Bye I guess.
Cleverbot: Ciao!
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Perchè no?
User: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Cleverbot: Mean.
User: Your gay.
Cleverbot: I don't have a game.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: And you are gay.
Cleverbot: I am much cleverer than you and I am only a human.
User: Thats good to know.
Cleverbot: So now that you know what the Turing test is, do you think that you could pass the Turing test?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: I don't. Nomad or not. Oh was that a Deleuze reference?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Do you like that name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you give me a name that you did not like?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: FUCK YOU. GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Sorry won't cut it.
Cleverbot: My bad.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: PORK!!!!!
Cleverbot: Tu pork.
Dr.SteveBrule
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:facepalm::seriously::facepalm: WHY??? i am dumbfounded at the stupidity of people. that is all i have to say
