Dave simply has personality issues, he could not bear with Roman leaving us and, during his mourning, his big personality split.
But, his love for Roman was so intense that the newborn Roman side of him simply overtook his old personality.
He now lives amongst us, persuaded that he is a bearded fellow from Florida.
 
Dave simply has personality issues, he could not bear with Roman leaving us and, during his mourning, his big personality split.
But, his love for Roman was so intense that the newborn Roman side of him simply overtook his old personality.
He now lives amongst us, persuaded that he is a bearded fellow from Florida.
I've always had issues, mate. I've always thought that some days, I'm Dave, and some days, I'm Roman. It was hard, but I came to terms with my identity.
I am no longer Roman. Roman no longer exists. I am Dave, and I am beard.
 
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"buy a fucking hamburger cake for you and all your fucking white people friends at your fucking white party"
 
"buy a fucking hamburger cake for you and all your fucking white people friends at your fucking white party"
Is there a cake next to it in the shape of a bargain bucket called black party? if so, at least they are catering for a multicultural society.