Picture MEEMEE TIEM

[Toxik]

Fitted and unlined glove from basking shark skin, with the mic-rose thorns inside. Should you put your hand in, you will discover that the thorns, all directed to slant inward, will lock your hand in place in the manner of, ten thousand fishhooks. Should you attempt to remove it, the thousands of thorns will bite into the skin. You can put the gloves on, but to remove them would mean to cut them off. Gloves for life, or for one wear - the ultimate and final commitment.

http://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341

720 Euros for a glove that will rape your hand.

 

[VEGAN DAD]

http://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341

720 Euros for a glove that will rape your hand.

you obviously browse reddit,
also check it out http://store.srulirecht.com/collections/category/products/an-emperors-new-tangling-is-sr438
they have a shirt made out of spider silk

 

[Toxik]

you obviously browse reddit,
also check it out http://store.srulirecht.com/collections/category/products/an-emperors-new-tangling-is-sr438
they have a shirt made out of spider silk

I don't, my friend does and sends me all the interesting stuff
And neat, I wonder how it feels

 

[FireGame]

http://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341

WHY!?! Why would you make this? Just thinking about it sounds terrible.... you couldn't even move your hand once you got it in.
WHY IS THIS AVAILABLE COMMERCIALLY?

 

[Toxik]

WHY!?! Why would you make this? Just thinking about it sounds terrible.... you couldn't even move your hand once you got it in.
WHY IS THIS AVAILABLE COMMERCIALLY?

American hipsters, that's why

 

[[Interrogator]]

Spoiler: There is more:

http://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg

The guy who made the website:
https://twitter.com/xnrdx

EVERY GODDAMN TIME. EVERY GODDAMN, MOTHER FUCKING TIME.

haha

 

[Fang]

 

[Tomatketchup]

TheMax331
now i want a raccoon so i can loot my neighbors

 

[Fang]

 

[Tomatketchup]

 

[CiNiC]

Edit: Looking for "Lol I got a bone" on Google.

 

[Maddo]

you obviously browse reddit,
also check it out http://store.srulirecht.com/collections/category/products/an-emperors-new-tangling-is-sr438
they have a shirt made out of spider silk

I call bullshit.

 

[KinCryos]

TheMax331
now i want a raccoon so i can loot my neighbors

FIFY
next time, use the "Remove formatting" function (the eraser icon) so pasted text doesn't have a chance of blending in with the background of either the default, or Flexile Dark style

 

[Maddo]

Edit: Looking for "Lol I got a bone" on Google.

Reminds me of Charlie and the chocolate factory, when kid wonka says "I could try a piece"

 

[CiNiC]

Reminds me of Charlie and the chocolate factory, when kid wonka says "I could try a piece"

What, the Czech adult pornstar?

 

[Maddo]

What, the Czech adult pornstar?

Wait, What? huh? where does pornstar enter into it?? in the 2005 version of C&TCF, Depp has a flashback to being a kid with mega braces, and his father not letting him have chocolate, being the dentist he is.. the Halloween scene damnit... gah whats going on.

 

[CiNiC]

Wait, What? huh? where does pornstar enter into it?? in the 2005 version of C&TCF, Depp has a flashback to being a kid with mega braces, and his father not letting him have chocolate, being the dentist he is.. the Halloween scene damnit... gah whats going on.

THE FUCKING FIRST VIDEO IN THAT POST. YOU QUOTED THAT TOO.
JEEZ.

 

[Maddo]

THE FUCKING FIRST VIDEO IN THAT POST. YOU QUOTED THAT TOO.
JEEZ.

Oh sheet.. I see now, sorry for leading you on a ding dong dance

 

[DanHack]

Devin's AMA.

 

[KinCryos]