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Those are sugar sticks. If you blow on them they make a cloud like a cigarette. They used to be everywhere, now they're impossible to find thanks to political correctness.

They also had this stuff...

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Another casualty of the new PC totalitarianism. Even though this stuff is technically still marketed, it's impossible to find now. Most places won't carry it because it looks too much like chewing tobacco. Essentially, it's shredded bubble gum.
 
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Those are sugar sticks. If you blow on them they make a cloud like a cigarette. They used to be everywhere, now they're impossible to find thanks to political correctness.

They also had this stuff...

BigLeagueChewWatermelon_L4.jpg


Another casualty of the new PC totalitarianism. Even though this stuff is technically still marketed, it's impossible to find now. Most places won't carry it because it looks too much like chewing tobacco. Essentially, it's shredded bubble gum.
I just bought a white pack of that a few days ago, saw it and thought it was interesting
 
>Visit relatives in England.​
>Eat at a restaurant in London.​
>Ask for a burger and some french fries.​
>"OI WANKER WOTS A FRENCH FRY, WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRENCH FOOD 'ERE."​
>Confused, look through menu.​
>"WOT MOY MATE HERE MEANS IS A BEEF WELLINGTON ENSEMBLE WITH LETTUCE AND SUM CHIPS."​
>"RIGHT O GUV'NA."​
>10 minutes later waiter arrives with a shitty burger and a bowl of french fries with so much vinegar on them it may as well be soup.​
>Put some ketchup on fries.​
>"OI WOT ARE YA DOIN' MATE, THATS NOT HOW YOU EAT CHI-"​
>Suddenly big ben starts to chime.​
>"OI EVERYBO'Y ITS 7 BONG!"​
>Waiter sweeps all the food off the table and places tea and crumpets down.​
>Everybody stands up to the live broadcast of the queen drinking tea.​
>"OI YA WANKAHS ITS TOYME FAH TEA."​
>"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN."​
 
>Visit relatives in England.​
>Eat at a restaurant in London.​
>Ask for a burger and some french fries.​
>"OI WANKER WOTS A FRENCH FRY, WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRENCH FOOD 'ERE."​
>Confused, look through menu.​
>"WOT MOY MATE HERE MEANS IS A BEEF WELLINGTON ENSEMBLE WITH LETTUCE AND SUM CHIPS."​
>"RIGHT O GUV'NA."​
>10 minutes later waiter arrives with a shitty burger and a bowl of french fries with so much vinegar on them it may as well be soup.​
>Put some ketchup on fries.​
>"OI WOT ARE YA DOIN' MATE, THATS NOT HOW YOU EAT CHI-"​
>Suddenly big ben starts to chime.​
>"OI EVERYBO'Y ITS 7 BONG!"​
>Waiter sweeps all the food off the table and places tea and crumpets down.​
>Everybody stands up to the live broadcast of the queen drinking tea.​
>"OI YA WANKAHS ITS TOYME FAH TEA."​
>"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN."​

Could I have that in American please?
 
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5:53 PM - ɪȷ | lpN: ur right
5:54 PM - ɪȷ | lpN: euro call outs
5:54 PM - ɪȷ | ϽiᴎiϽ: WANKAH ON THE WESTERN WRAP AROUND
 
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