ITT: Things in TF2 that rustle your jimmies

[Staying_Classy]

I'm sure that'll change on the next page. Double posting for posterity.

DUURR DOBBLE POST U R GHEY.

 

[Roman]

CLASSY? MORE LIKE ASS-Y, AMIRITE

 

[Staying_Classy]

CLASSY? MORE LIKE ASS-Y, AMIRITE

I liked the one troll who called me "Takes it up the Assy."
AND ROMAN? MORE LIKE HO-MAN AMIRITE?

 

[Roman]

MORE LIKE "WHOA MAN YOU ARE SO AWESOME UNLIKE THOSE WHO INSERT OBJECTS IN THEIR RECTUMS"

RIGHT DOKI?

 

[Particle Man]

..I've got nothing.

 

[Lord Scrambles]

MORE LIKE "WHOA MAN YOU ARE SO AWESOME UNLIKE THOSE WHO INSERT OBJECTS IN THEIR RECTUMS"

RIGHT DOKI?

Doki? More like Dopie, the slow dwarf! HURR HURR HURR!

 

[BadGuy]

Scrambles? More like autistic lolicon lover of badgers!

-bles!

 

[Lord Scrambles]

Scrambles? More like autistic lolicon lover of badgers!

-bles!

Badguy? More like... MADGUY!

 

[ModSe7en]

Flame war? How about ON-TOPIC-ness...-osity... derp.

 

[Roman]

Topic? How about Top-dick!

 

[RisenDemon]

...I got nothing....
ATTENTION EVERYONE, ENOUGH WITH THE BAD PUNS. THAT IS ALL

 

[Particle Man]

...I got nothing....
ATTENTION EVERYONE, ENOUGH WITH THE BAD PUNS. THAT

NO. (I missed the "is all" :()

 

[Roman]

BAD PUNS? MORE LIKE ME AND ZEBRA TELLING JOKES!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. His family is being torn apart.

 

[Staying_Classy]

BAD PUNS? MORE LIKE ME AND ZEBRA TELLING JOKES!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. His family is being torn apart.

Zebra and I

 

[Roman]

ZEBRA AND I? MORE LIKE ME AND ZEBRA!

Edit: appropriate picture

 

[Particle Man]

WHAT DOES THE KID WITH NO ARMS/LEGS GET FOR CHRISTMAS.

 

[RisenDemon]

BAD PUNS? MORE LIKE ME AND ZEBRA TELLING JOKES!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. His family is being torn apart.

So a Jew, a Christian, and a Cowboy walk into a bar, the bartender says, "Is this a joke?"

 

[Roman]

CANCER!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN OF DIFFERENT ANCESTRY WHO FLIES A PLANE?

THE PILOT!

A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. THE PATRONS ARE STARTLED AT THE SIGHT OF THE EQUINE INDOORS. THE BARTENDER IS ALSO ALARMED. THE HORSE IS NOTABLY SPOOKED, BUCKS AROUND, KNOCKS OVER SOME TABLES, AND EVENTUALLY LEAVES

 

[Particle Man]

WHAT'S WORSE THAN FINDING A WORM IN YOUR APPLE?
THE HOLOCAUST. OR SHOULD I SAY, LOLOCAUST.

 

[Roman]

WHAT DID ONE MUFFIN SAY TO THE OTHER?
NOTHING, MUFFINS CANNOT SPEAK, YOU FOOL.