I'm 99% 100% sure my theory is correct

[Doctor Who]

Meet the Pyro has to come out tomorrow if it's true that tomorrow's update will be the 300th, as the Pyro is the third class in the selection screen, and they've been coming out with all this mysterious shit lately.

 

[Shiny Charizard]

Pyro is a banana confirmed?

 

[Stachekip]

No, clearly the Pyro is a barn door plank with a goldfish for a head.

 

[Staying_Classy]

That's fuckin' deep, man.

 

[plz_do_not_showmyemployer]

His number is 333

 

[joemaster725]

No, the pyro is a goldfish with a bannana for hands and cheese for feet. planks are appendages

 

[mohawkg2]

Interesting

 

[Fallen Leaves]

Pryo is a rubber ducky with a badass hat....
It's possible

 

[KinCryos]

the Pyro is an aquatic creature who is trying to force all land life to adapt to aquatic life by setting them on fire. the Barn Door Plank was from the Great Chicago Fire

that or the Pyro is really what's left of Gordon Freeman and Episode 3 is his backstory, explaining the accident that warped both his mind and his body

 

[Ivory Jubilee~]

Im the pyro :(

 

[Ivory Jubilee~]

Also I'm starting to doubt MtP being today, as that ARG mini game with the QR codes came up wit some transcript about australium and plastic explosives so I'm betting saxxys / golden wrench round 2 even though id much prefer MtP I don't see it being likely

 

[Maddo]

Pryo is a rubber ducky with a badass hat....
It's possible

Look at the pyro halloween mask...

 

[Tomatketchup]

Im the pyro :(

Ivory is the pyro is Jonathan is Del Piero.