If you were falling from a mad high height how would you land?

[Lainism]

I would fall on my newly-sprouted angel wings for the sake of irony.

 

[DaivdBaekr]

Yell for a Quick-Fix medic so he can die with me.

 

[Ceubie]

Grab a fuck ton of beer bottles/cases, as im running off the building i'd kick the cases of beer off as i jump, racing them to the bottom. At noon. In new york.

 

[SarcasticWisdom]

Well. I'm bane so I'd probably survive the fall. But if I did fall from a mad height I would most likely just fuckin jump...ya know?

 

[Aporkalypse Now]

I would make a twitter and tweet every single second of it.
Go down in history.

 

[Dave the Manly]

Feet first. If I land on someone's head, they take the fall damage instead. Tripled.
One of the upsides of being a man is that you tread. Brutally.

 

[hXcjedders]

I'd do it like Ken did near the end of In Bruges. I tried to find the clip, but imparsible.

 

[SgtGiraffe]

That could be another likely scenario. You just jump off the lift.

:facepalm: there is a safety harness

 

[Mario445]

:facepalm: there is a safety harness

You wouldn't think if someone committed suicide off a window cleaner lift they would detach the harness?

 

[hXcjedders]

You wouldn't think if someone committed suicide off a window cleaner lift they would detach the harness?

DETACHABLE HARNESSSS

 

[SgtGiraffe]

You wouldn't think if someone committed suicide off a window cleaner lift they would detach the harness?

no.

 

[SgtGiraffe]

i would use my uber canteen right before falling so i would take no damage if not i would use my return to spawn/home canteen and i would return to the safety of my home

 

[Mario445]

Well. To be fair I guess I would hang myself WITH the harness. Rather then splat to the ground.

 

[(-TG-)SvenPhantom]

I would not look down. Then casually walk to a window and unlock it so I can go inside. It worked in Looney Toons.

 

[antmanbee]

I would be wearing mantreads. Ergo, Feet first.

 

[Nacasius]

The highest height someone fell and lived was what, 12000 feet? And the key to living was him being as resigned to his fate and relaxing into the crash.

That said, Belly Flop!

 

[N.P.P Styx]

I would fall in a small cart of hay, and not die.

 

[Mario445]

The highest height someone fell and lived was what, 12000 feet? And the key to living was him being as resigned to his fate and relaxing into the crash.

That said, Belly Flop!

I doubt that "someone" belly flopped, lol.

 

[Bacon Master]

Hm... I would look up from my computer, which I brought with me and ask myself, "What the fuck am I doing?!" I would then swim in the air over to the next-door air mattress store and land in the dumpster. If I had to die, FUCK THIS SHIT I'M TAKIN THE CIVILIANS WITH ME! Cannonball!

 

[Dave the Manly]

I would be wearing mantreads. Ergo, Feet first.

Feet first. If I land on someone's head, they take the fall damage instead. Tripled.
One of the upsides of being a man is that you tread. Brutally.