If you could make your own weapon...

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What would you name it? What custom attributes would it have?

I've always had this funky (yet terrible) idea:

《The E.Y.E Popper》
-100% damage penalty
On facestab: blind player for 3 seconds.
No backstabs.
And to balance things up? No random critical hits!


Oh wait... no, let's leave balancing to valve.

 

[Chance]

Hat gun

I don't know what it's stats would be it just gives people hats.

 

[NoMoreDie]

I'll make a diamond pan, would sell for 10K$!

and a Real Ban Hammer to clean servers from trollers (delfy's).

 

[RisenDemon]

To quote myself quoting myself:

To quote myself from a similar thread.

For close quarters combat

The LAW Bringer
Level M72 Rocket Launcher
Able to break through an Ubercharge
-75% clip size
+50% self damage​

To get from point A to point B before the round starts

The Rocket Man
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
-25% self damage
+25% increased clip size
+33% push force from rocket jumps
-33% damage
-50% explosion radius
+15% explosion damage vulnerability​

 

[Sargent¥]

Spider Shooter (Sniper secondary SMG)
+Shoots spider-web like projectiles
+On hit or touch, enemy frozen for 1 second
+On hit or touch, victim is subject to mini-crits
+On miss, will stick to landing spot
+25 max health on wearer
~Teammates can get stuck to your web
-100% damage
-After 1 second of touch, players caught are given 1 second of crits

 

[flanky]

The Second Thought (Scout Secondary)
+66% more damage
+25% more accurate
+25% more ramp-up damage
-66% firing speed
-33% clip size
-20% reload speed
-40% fall-off damage
-No random critical hits

It's a pistol that's more akin to a revolver. VERY high damage at close range, but VERY low damage at long range.