If you could be Chuck Norris for a day?

[SPYderman]

I'd make everything In my image so yea Id make everything look like Chuck Norris :P

 

[Toxik]

I'd live life as a 72 years old Republican whose glory days are over

 

[DaivdBaekr]

Change name, grow a beard, shave it off.

When Chuck Norris regains his identity he'll have none left.

 

[Lord Killington]

I'd get my arse handed to me by Bruce Lee

 

[Staying_Classy]

I'd admit to all the 12 and 13 year olds that I never actually did anything I supposedly did.

 

[Rick Santorum]

Rape the president, plea guilty, leave body.

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

If I were Chuck Norris for a day... Well, if I were him right now I'd be sad because he got a week off for being racist on our servers. :)

 

[Ozone]

I'd avoid Bruce Lee and fuck his wife. And daughters if he has any.

 

[Phil]

Jack Bauer > Leroy Gibbs > Chuck Norris

 

[Tomatketchup]

Jack Bauer > Leroy Gibbs > Chuck Norris

Pfft, bullshit. There's one guy that can rape all these guys at the same time without any effort.

 

[Phil]

Pfft, bullshit. There's one guy that can rape all these guys at the same time without any effort.

(picture)

.. that awkward moment when you dont know who that guy is....

 

[Ozone]

Pfft, bullshit. There's one guy that can rape all these guys at the same time without any effort.

Wrong. Only one person is awesome enought to do that:
Alucard

 

[Tomatketchup]

.. that awkward moment when you dont know who that guy is....

You don't?

Please have a seat right there.

 

[Phil]

You don't?

Please have a seat right there.

..... in joke?

 

[Tomatketchup]

..... in joke?

Why don't you have a seat, right there.

 

[KinCryos]

..... in joke?

forced meme originating from South Park. he's really no more of a meme than Milhouse

 

[Phil]

forced meme originating from South Park. he's really no more of a meme than Milhouse

yeah i never watched south park....

this thread is turning out badly for me

 

[Tomatketchup]

forced meme originating from South Park. he's really no more of a meme than Milhouse

No, he's from the tv-series Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator.

 

[KinCryos]

south park forced its meme status

 

[Tomatketchup]

south park forced its meme status

No clue what you're talking about.