I Need To Poop...

[Gen.mcMuster]

...but I'm out of toilet paper!

HURRY GUYS!! what do i do!?

 

[ModSe7en]

Kleenex. No trolling, this actually works.

 

[(cYs) Del Piero]

Go to a public restroom

 

[Dr.SteveBrule]

Use your shirt and socks.

 

[Gen.mcMuster]

to late. i used some paper towels

my ass now feels as though it has been lit on fire.

 

[N.P.P Styx]

YOUR HANDS
THEY ARE GOD GIVEN TOOLS

 

[Dr.SteveBrule]

Am I the only one who shits in their hands and throws it in the toilet?

 

[Gigz]

Just stand up, and keep your cheeks Tight.

 

[DeadHerald]

...but I'm out of toilet paper!

HURRY GUYS!! what do i do!?

Too much information, man... You're "Too Much Information Man"!!!

 

[Cylosis]

This one time I had to tear up an empty toilet paper roll to wipe my ass.
Then I had to tear it up some more so I could flush it.

 

[Doki]

some cultures never use toilet paper.

bucket of water, hand. go.

 

[ModSe7en]

Too much information, man... You're "Too Much Information Man"!!!

Poker Night at the Inventory, amirite?

 

[DeadHerald]

Poker Night at the Inventory, amirite?

Aye, keptin.

 

[ironliondoor]

Why do you even have your computer with you while pooping? It doesn't even take 10 minutes

 

[shikaku]

hand wiper!

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

Why do you even have your computer with you while pooping? It doesn't even take 10 minutes

I do take a while to drop a deuce, so I do sometimes bring a magazine or my laptop in with me. Actually, at work, I've posted on here from my phone. LOL

 

[shikaku]

oh yeah, glad to know I'm not the only one who gets bored pooping. Look, little things like bowel movements can't get in the way of me being connected yo

 

[Christian]

dip your hand in the toilet get some of the water in your hand and fling it at your butt.It gives it sort of a shower and removes all the poop

 

[PsychoRealm]

Use your T-Shirt.
(saw this technique when I was a student - lol)

... or piano...

Spoiler: Viewer discretion is advised

 

[Gen.mcMuster]

Ok, my bowel movement passed several days ago guys.

I think Ive had enough advice