You should write how to make a map on tf2.

Edit: *Intentional* SNICKER SNICKER SNICKER you couldn't finish that map what you was doing what was actually going to be good :(.
 

VEGAN DAD

Australian Skial God
Contributor
Write about the 100 pounds you didn't lose
DAY 1:
After posting my plans on skial I do fifteen jumping jacks.
Barely short of passing out, i lay down unable to catch my breath. My lungs struggling to take in oxygen as my heart refuses to slow down in my chest. The feeling of tumbling, burning white-fire destroys my insides because i came up with the foolish idea of exercise. Time ceased to exist, only this torture.. and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this hell.

After what seemed like an eternity, I finally catch my breath. I make way to the kitchen and scarf down two pop-tarts with a mountain dew code red. My torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness and pain. The decent had destroyed me, and yet I lived. Never again will I attempt to exercise.