- Six free items in Team Fortress 2 (items launch later on today):
- The Hitt Mann Badge - The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
- That '70s Chapeau - Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
- The Chief Constable - The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's \"Scotland Yard\" backyard disguise kit.
- The Siberian Sophisticate - The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
- The Quäckenbirdt - A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
- The Deadliest Duckling - Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
