Favorite TF2 Character Quotes

[Maddo]

Oops! that was not medicine..

 

[MrArchibald]

The soldier in 'Meet the soldier'. I laughed so hard the first time I heard him say this:

"[..] Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one."

 

[sov]

"If fighting is sure to result in victory than you must FIGHT!. Sun Tzu said that, and I'm sure he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because invented it and than he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor."
-The Soldier in the Meet the Soldier trailer

 

[Vidanjor]

Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and i'm not givin' 'em to ya, i'm goin' with YOUR tickets, Hehehaha...*falls asleep*...Wha?!

 

[bit]

Engineers 'YUUUUUP' which reminds me of Dave Hester

 

[Aporkalypse Now]

Pootis.

 

[staticvoid]

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8b/Demoman_dominationsoldier02.wav?t=20100625230346

just found this.

so good

 

[Raccoon99]

My All-Time Favorite: "DOMINATED! ...And I been shaggin' yer wife! Ahah!"

 

[staticvoid]

Found some more
"It looks like Dummkopffest!"
"Ooh, money!"
"Spies, bloody useless."
"Gotcha, ya pot-bellied lardass!"

 

[Kairi]

Heavy: "Heavy is regretting costume choice." But I made him so pretty with his tutty, crown and wings.. :3

 

[-Marinol-]

I hope I didn't scare yah with my face to face manfighting! -Demoman

You're a like a littlr bunny...scurrying about, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries. -Demoman