Disclaimer: I didn't write this. I'm not creative in the slightest :'(
A rich man, a poor man, and a moderate-income man stood at a table with ten cookies on it.
The rich man took five cookies, the moderate-income man took three, and the poor man took one, leaving one cookie behind.
The owner of the cookies returned to his table, saw the three men walking away with his cookies, and yelled "Hey guys, are you going to pay for those cookies or what?"
The rich man said "I don't have to, and I have better lawyers than you do."
The poor man said "I can't, since I have to little money, and if the rich won't pay, I don't see why I should either."
The moderate-income man pulled an automatic pistol from his coat pocket and killed the rich man, the poor man and the owner off the cookies.
While being hauled off to prison, he screamed "COOKIES" for all to hear. After four noghts on prison, he had successfuly carved the word "cookie" onto every bit of wall space in his cell. He managed to aquire a shiv, which he used to carve "cookie" into his chest before killing himself.
And Fox News still blamed video games.