Santiclause

Notably Dangerous Demo-Knight
I figure, hey, I've seen some really stupid concepts get posted here (taking screenshots of unusual hats for you ??????), I might as well offer my services. I'm not looking for a full time job with lots of hours, so if you just have some sort of simple concept that you'd like made, hit me up and we can discuss it. I'll accept payment in metal or keys or other accepted TF2 currency items (but I highly doubt you have anything you want to the extent you'll drop buds on it).
 
I left that open ended. I'd prefer it if you just asked me specifically =)

Things I definitely don't have experience with: video game design, graphics libraries like OpenGL or DirectX, stuff like that. But if you're just looking for some sort of simple tool, like, say, scraping all the TF2 outpost trades to be able to more effectively search for level 77 items (it's much easier this way than the terrible outpost search), well, I can do that.
 
I'm bumping this (even though it's on the front page) because I want it to appear in that nice little sidebar on the right hand side of the front page. :3
 
So, as an example, I recently made a fancy triangle solver for the TI Nspire CX CAS. The commissioner has yet to pay me, however... Which is rather rude, given the amount of effort I put in to learning the TI emulator tools and the particular Lua environment of the TI Nspire.
 
Do you make websites?
I'm not in the habit of it, no, sorry. Making websites has a lot more to do with visual, graphical shit than anything else.
I'm familiar with the basics of like apache 'n shit from keeping Eden radio's website running ( http://edenofthewest.com ), but I couldn't build you a site from scratch.

This may be weird, but are you any good with TF2 scripting?
Probably! I'd have to refamiliarize myself with it, but I believe it's just a bunch of console commands, yeah? Unless you mean creating plugins for servers, like in SourceMod, in which case I've always wanted to try but I never got around to learning.