Greetings from the nether regions of the human existence. I realize I have not yet introduced myself, despite already having subjected you all to my special brand of lunacy. I, Dead Herald, fallen angel and purveyor of unlicensed nuclear accelerators will gladly open myself up to greetings and possible questions.
A few factoids about myself.
With that, I'd like to thank you all for tolerating me and assure you that with the right treatment and the right therapy, I could be completely normal someday! Also it's my understanding that unicorns could exist and that Ron Paul could be elected President!
:D
A few factoids about myself.
- I am a gringo.
- I exist only 83% on the physical plane and that number is decreasing steadily.
- I was a gamer before being a gamer was cool.
- I am authorized to murder ponies and hippies with extreme prejudice.
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on T.V.
- I sometimes impersonate a stuffy Englishman.
- I eat tacos y burritos.
- I hate being dominated, you've been warned.
- I am awesome at Demoman!
- I have a school girl crush on Sean Connery.
- I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
- I like puppies.
- I HATE Scouts!!!
- I've been to Vancouver!
- I'M BATMAN!
With that, I'd like to thank you all for tolerating me and assure you that with the right treatment and the right therapy, I could be completely normal someday! Also it's my understanding that unicorns could exist and that Ron Paul could be elected President!
:D
