As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

[Deer Force]

Lissa > Samus > Grima > Everyone Else > Cdawg still dont worry, I am not after Biggie. Crow just asked me a question.

OH WOW I SEE HOW IT IS

 

[Meowrisa]

OH WOW I SEE HOW IT IS

Fine to go into more detail...

Lissa > Samus > Seth/Cr33p3r/Grima/Waffu > Silver > Everyone else > Cdoge

 

[sov]

"Yee" -@sov 2014

:/

"nooo" -david 2014

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

Tuesday, September 30, 2014
8:10 PM - Cowboy Crow: chel
8:10 PM - Cowboy Crow: stop it
8:10 PM - Chel: stop what
8:10 PM - Cowboy Crow: stop being pregnant
8:10 PM - Chel: never

 

[staticvoid]

10:32 PM - StaticVoid: hello
10:32 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: hi m8
10:32 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: interested in trade your knifekarambit?
10:32 PM - StaticVoid: yea
10:33 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: if you add your ak and awp corticera
10:33 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: i trade for my karambit slaugther ft
10:34 PM - StaticVoid: sure
10:34 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: can i before talk toa friend of you ? to
10:34 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: assure my safety?
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: a man that know you well and you trust ofcourse?
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: why this is just a simple trade
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: not like it's paypal
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: m8
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: to assure
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: cuz i got robbed once
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: just a couple questionsa bout you
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: how the fuck am i going to rob you from a knife in a trade
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: ooooh man
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: you can see the items i have offered
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: if you want
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: deal
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: i deal like this
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: if you dont
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: unfriend me
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: alright, unprivate your profile
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: then we'll talk
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: then i talk to your friend
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: i do that
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: ...
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: if you unprivate your profile to me, then yes i'll get you a friend
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: m8
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: bye.
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: good luck scamming someone else :^)


these scammers are the best

 

[Kyle]

10:32 PM - StaticVoid: hello
10:32 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: hi m8
10:32 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: interested in trade your knifekarambit?
10:32 PM - StaticVoid: yea
10:33 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: if you add your ak and awp corticera
10:33 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: i trade for my karambit slaugther ft
10:34 PM - StaticVoid: sure
10:34 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: can i before talk toa friend of you ? to
10:34 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: assure my safety?
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: a man that know you well and you trust ofcourse?
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: why this is just a simple trade
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: not like it's paypal
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: m8
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: to assure
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: cuz i got robbed once
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: just a couple questionsa bout you
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: how the fuck am i going to rob you from a knife in a trade
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: ooooh man
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: you can see the items i have offered
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: if you want
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: deal
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: i deal like this
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: if you dont
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: unfriend me
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: alright, unprivate your profile
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: then we'll talk
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: then i talk to your friend
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: i do that
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: ...
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: if you unprivate your profile to me, then yes i'll get you a friend
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: m8
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: bye.
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: good luck scamming someone else :^)


these scammers are the best

Fake friend scams are so outdated. Everyone knows it.

 

[Richard O'Mally]

10:32 PM - StaticVoid: hello
10:32 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: hi m8
10:32 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: interested in trade your knifekarambit?
10:32 PM - StaticVoid: yea
10:33 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: if you add your ak and awp corticera
10:33 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: i trade for my karambit slaugther ft
10:34 PM - StaticVoid: sure
10:34 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: can i before talk toa friend of you ? to
10:34 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: assure my safety?
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: a man that know you well and you trust ofcourse?
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: why this is just a simple trade
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: not like it's paypal
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: m8
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: to assure
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: cuz i got robbed once
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: just a couple questionsa bout you
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: how the fuck am i going to rob you from a knife in a trade
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: ooooh man
10:35 PM - StaticVoid: you can see the items i have offered
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: if you want
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: deal
10:35 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: i deal like this
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: if you dont
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: unfriend me
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: alright, unprivate your profile
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: then we'll talk
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: then i talk to your friend
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: i do that
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: ...
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: if you unprivate your profile to me, then yes i'll get you a friend
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: m8
10:36 PM - Moddiworld- spikeee: bye.
10:36 PM - StaticVoid: good luck scamming someone else :^)


these scammers are the best

lol the lengths people will go to, and for what?

 

[staticvoid]

lol the lengths people will go to, and for what?

I honestly have no idea how they think they will scam you by having your friend there.

 

[Sargent¥]

Fine to go into more detail...

Lissa > Samus > Seth/Cr33p3r/Grima/Waffu > Silver > Everyone else > Cdoge

OH WOW I SEE HOW IT IS

 

[Richard O'Mally]

I honestly have no idea how they think they will scam you by having your friend there.

Yeah, unfortunately my old friend that played on the darkly servers had someone add him and fooled him into thinking his friend was the same from the scammer's friends list and used an alt as a corrupted MM.

Anyway long story short, he was scammed from his unusual.

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

Wednesday, October 1, 2014
3:55 PM - Chel: I'M GETTING BETTER AT THIS MEDIC THING LOL
3:55 PM - flanky☄: Yee
3:55 PM - Chel: yeee
3:55 PM - flanky☄: AWW FUCK
3:55 PM - flanky☄: I SAID IT
3:55 PM - flanky☄: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME
3:55 PM - Chel: OH NO
3:55 PM - Chel: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS RIGHT
3:55 PM - flanky☄: WHUUU
3:56 PM - Chel: SKIAL
3:56 PM - Chel: FORUMS
3:56 PM - flanky☄: NUUUUUU

 

[Meowrisa]

3:57 PM - flanky☄: I'm having a dilemma with my waifus
3:57 PM - flanky☄: Specifically #1
3:57 PM - Sroy: Howso
3:57 PM - flanky☄: I THINK
3:57 PM - flanky☄: I KNOW OF A BETTER WAIFU
3:57 PM - flanky☄: HNGGGGG
3:57 PM - Sroy: Who
3:58 PM - flanky☄: FINA FROM SKIES OF ARCADIA
3:58 PM - flanky☄: HNGGGGGG
3:58 PM - flanky☄: SHE'S SO GOOD
3:58 PM - Sroy: As a waifu?
3:58 PM - Sroy: But shes so clueless man
3:58 PM - flanky☄: YYYYYYES
3:58 PM - flanky☄: I DON CARE
3:58 PM - flanky☄: NOWI IS LOLI
3:58 PM - Sroy: ij
3:58 PM - Sroy: ok
3:58 PM - flanky☄: Sroy...
3:59 PM - flanky☄: Will you be my #1 placeholder?
3:59 PM - Sroy: hng
3:59 PM - flanky☄: Until those 2 sort it out

about time <<<<<

 

[Sir Cakez]

[Cakez] Sir Starbuckz is Yummy: these guys on TS are saying you aren't a furry
[Furry] Meowcenary: lol

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

3:58 PM - flanky☄: Ye
3:58 PM - Chel: yee
3:58 PM - flanky☄: NO
3:58 PM - Chel: YES
3:59 PM - flanky☄: NOT THE MEME
3:58 PM - Chel: AGAIN
3:59 PM - flanky☄: NO
3:58 PM - Chel: I GOT YOU AGAIN
3:59 PM - flanky☄: NO
3:59 PM - flanky☄: NO
3:59 PM - flanky☄: NO
3:59 PM - Chel: MUHAHAHHAHA
3:59 PM - flanky☄: STAHP
3:59 PM - Chel: IT BEGINS
3:59 PM - flanky☄: NO
3:59 PM - flanky☄: STRANGER DANGER

4:13 PM - flanky☄: Ye
4:13 PM - Chel: yee
4:13 PM - flanky☄: STOP
4:13 PM - flanky☄: NO
4:13 PM - flanky☄: NO
4:13 PM - flanky☄: NOT THE YEE
4:13 PM - Chel: but I haven't done any fucking matches because my team isn't doing anything
4:13 PM - flanky☄: YOU'RE MAKING ME SAY IT

 

[Defibyoulater]

NG: Hello
NG: are you defbiyoulater?
Defibyoulater 1959: ...
Defibyoulater 1959: Maybe.

Then I gave him a free hat.

 

[Kyle]

Kyle: yeah.im gonna head off now.
flanky☄: yeah.im
flanky☄: Is a link
flanky☄: k
Kyle: its swiss
flanky☄: you clicked on it
flanky☄: wow
Kyle: i was curious

It's a wonder how I haven't fallen for phish scams.

 

[Meowrisa]

3:14 PM - Sroy: bad player alert
3:15 PM - Waifufu: OH WOOOOOOOOOOOW
3:15 PM - Sroy: sound the alarms
3:15 PM - Sroy: im totally better than you
3:15 PM - Sroy: at chess
3:15 PM - Waifufu: maybe
3:20 PM - Sroy: you mean
3:20 PM - Sroy: Definitely.
3:22 PM - Waifufu: no
3:22 PM - Sroy: 1v1 me chess kings only
3:25 PM - Waifufu: never
3:25 PM - Sroy: god dammit
3:25 PM - Sroy: you cant be the king of memes without winning a kings only chess game

Waffles is de-confirmed for professional meme'r.

 

[Truth Seeker]

this thread has really devolved

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

6:46 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: cum chel
6:46 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: join the fad
6:46 PM - Chel: what
6:46 PM - Chel: I don't have a caber
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: https://www.skial.com/threads/cabberbiggie.54874/
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: JOIN THE CBC
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: AND BE TOP OF THE LINE
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: and its called
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: TESTING OUT ITEM IN SHOP
6:48 PM - Chel: no
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: oh
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: i see
6:48 PM - Chel: I am playing oblivion
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: wut
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: HY
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: WHY
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: THAT
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: GAME IS FULL OF RUSSIAN PROPOGANDA
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOUY
6:48 PM - Chel: this is going on skial

 

[Cowboy Crow]

6:46 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: cum chel
6:46 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: join the fad
6:46 PM - Chel: what
6:46 PM - Chel: I don't have a caber
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: https://www.skial.com/threads/cabberbiggie.54874/
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: JOIN THE CBC
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: AND BE TOP OF THE LINE
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: and its called
6:47 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: TESTING OUT ITEM IN SHOP
6:48 PM - Chel: no
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: oh
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: i see
6:48 PM - Chel: I am playing oblivion
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: wut
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: HY
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: WHY
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: THAT
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: GAME IS FULL OF RUSSIAN PROPOGANDA
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOU
6:48 PM - Cowboy Crow #CaberBiggie: YOUY
6:48 PM - Chel: this is going on skial

You left out the best part

6:50 PM - Chel: I'm going to go eat a baby goat alive because Cowboy Crow is cool bean.