As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

[sov]

Well I usually get invited to Steam anime group chats or hentai.

Apparently it was a bot this time but these peoples reactions are too funny. Out of the three group chats I was invited to I salvaged some of the chat.

Spoiler: Chat

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, July 05, 2014
10:35 PM - Alex™ entered chat.
10:35 PM - dolphins into the butt entered chat.
10:35 PM - Comrade Richypie entered chat.
10:35 PM - ⊱๖ۣۜBαt๖ۣۜMαи_182 entered chat.
10:35 PM - ♡koro~ entered chat.
10:35 PM - kil boy 3 entered chat.
10:35 PM - DJ gentle flutter spy entered chat.
10:35 PM - AK-47King12 entered chat.
10:35 PM - Ditzy entered chat.
10:35 PM - Kazami entered chat.
10:35 PM - Loong#HideYourKids entered chat.
10:35 PM - L0Bo entered chat.
10:35 PM - Petras ペットラズ entered chat.
10:35 PM - Jho entered chat.
10:35 PM - Kusunoki Alice entered chat.
10:35 PM - Maguro entered chat.
10:35 PM - John Quinter entered chat.
10:35 PM - (KODIV)Prince Doctor whooves is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
10:35 PM - (KODIV)Prince Doctor whooves entered chat.
10:35 PM - krokodainer entered chat.
10:35 PM - Twx entered chat.
10:35 PM - Dion entered chat.
10:35 PM - Japan entered chat.
10:35 PM - MrWorthless entered chat.
10:35 PM - z_o_m_33 ⇋HG⇌ entered chat.
10:35 PM - (4chan)loliscorpion entered chat.
10:35 PM - Catalypso entered chat.
10:35 PM - Fisty♥McAssplug entered chat.
10:35 PM - Tsuna (Nene) entered chat.
10:35 PM - Mercer entered chat.
10:35 PM - Sora entered chat.
10:35 PM - Sov: what
10:35 PM - John entered chat.
10:35 PM - Zen Buffalo entered chat.
10:35 PM - [WF-★]ƶąȼ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
10:35 PM - [WF-★]ƶąȼ entered chat.
10:35 PM - Senpai SirBob l Cheap Games! ★ entered chat.
10:35 PM - Ditzy left chat.
10:35 PM - エクストル: dafuq
10:35 PM - Wolfaye :3 entered chat.
10:35 PM - Pinkie_prime entered chat.
10:35 PM - Inconspicuous Man entered chat.
10:35 PM - dannyelsawn entered chat.
10:35 PM - |H4L| F.O.X. entered chat.
10:35 PM - Pixel Senpai entered chat.
10:35 PM - Onodera Ko Saki entered chat.
10:35 PM - dolphins into the butt left chat.
10:35 PM - muffins entered chat.
10:35 PM - Mercer left chat.
10:35 PM - ♡koro~ left chat.
10:35 PM - ' 【 ~ OnneL ~ 】: ut
10:35 PM - [DFS]midgieman entered chat.
10:35 PM - dannyelsawn left chat.
10:35 PM - Malice123 entered chat.
10:35 PM - fmax37 entered chat.
10:35 PM - Darktych left chat.
10:35 PM - krokodainer: what the fuck
10:35 PM - Catalypso left chat.
10:35 PM - Kirino entered chat.
10:35 PM - kil boy 3 left chat.
10:35 PM - Onodera Ko Saki: wut?
10:35 PM - War Rocket Cayena entered chat.
10:35 PM - Kent Mansley left chat.
10:35 PM - Protohype entered chat.
10:35 PM - Maguro left chat.
10:35 PM - Alex™: ?
10:35 PM - [WF-★]ƶąȼ left chat.
10:35 PM - happyzzz is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
10:35 PM - happyzzz entered chat.
10:35 PM - z_o_m_33 ⇋HG⇌: .
10:35 PM - krokodainer: what the fuck is this
10:35 PM - (4chan)loliscorpion: ?
10:35 PM - Sov: Why am I always invited to hentai anime chats LOL
10:35 PM - Zafkiel' & Aleph entered chat.
10:35 PM - Stardust Trumpeter entered chat.
10:35 PM - Inconspicuous Man: What?
10:35 PM - Wolfaye :3 left chat.
10:35 PM - fmax37: what
10:35 PM - Kazami left chat.
10:35 PM - Dion: wut ta fuck
10:35 PM - Definitely Ash entered chat.
10:35 PM - krokodainer left chat.
10:35 PM - Fisty♥McAssplug left chat.
10:35 PM - D3ADLYMIST entered chat.
10:35 PM - ' 【 ~ OnneL ~ 】: ?
10:35 PM - Japan left chat.
10:35 PM - Onodera Ko Saki: ???
10:35 PM - Burzum: furries, furries every where
10:35 PM - |H4L| F.O.X.: WTF MAN?
10:36 PM - Jho: what the fuck is that shit ?
10:36 PM - Inconspicuous Man: Um
10:36 PM - Protohype: aw shet what did i join
10:36 PM - Mr. Killjoy entered chat.
10:36 PM - War Rocket Cayena: wat
10:36 PM - muffins: hello
10:36 PM - z_o_m_33 ⇋HG⇌ left chat.
10:36 PM - Silverhartsock entered chat.
10:36 PM - fmax37 left chat.
10:36 PM - LTLBUD1998 entered chat.
10:36 PM - sneaky bastard spy my rake hoe entered chat.
10:36 PM - Hell entered chat.
10:36 PM - D3ADLYMIST: nigga wheres my hoes
10:36 PM - |H4L| F.O.X. left chat.
10:36 PM - Comrade Richypie left chat.
10:36 PM - {SFXMuffin} entered chat.
10:36 PM - ◂ɪᴄs▸LimeOtaku#SharkWeek entered chat.
10:36 PM - Onodera Ko Saki left chat.
10:36 PM - LTLBUD1998: hi
10:36 PM - LouisXIV: Im scurred
10:36 PM - Petras ペットラズ left chat.
10:36 PM - エクストル: what is this chat anywa
10:36 PM - Lawful Oath: its a set up!
10:36 PM - Malice123 left chat.
10:36 PM - John left chat.
10:36 PM - LouisXIV left chat.
10:36 PM - Kusunoki Alice left chat.
10:36 PM - [DFS]midgieman: "and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came"
10:36 PM - John Quinter disconnected.
10:36 PM - {SFXMuffin}: wut
10:36 PM - Silverhartsock left chat.
10:36 PM - D3ADLYMIST left chat.
10:36 PM - Kirino: sup buttmaster
10:36 PM - Jho left chat.
10:36 PM - boasfestasportugal.com entered chat.
10:36 PM - Alex™: Watttt do you want
10:36 PM - Stardust Trumpeter left chat.
10:36 PM - Ҡay left chat.
10:36 PM - LTLBUD1998 left chat.
10:36 PM - Senpai SirBob l Cheap Games! ★ left chat.
10:36 PM - Kamakaze entered chat.
10:36 PM - ◂ɪᴄs▸LimeOtaku#SharkWeek: wth is going on4
10:36 PM - GUCCI entered chat.
10:36 PM - AK-47King12: who the hell is buttman
10:36 PM - DJ gentle flutter spy: wut
10:36 PM - Deanomartino11♠ left chat.
10:36 PM - sneaky bastard spy my rake hoe left chat.
10:36 PM - Inconspicuous Man: What is going on!??
10:36 PM - muffins: hey
10:36 PM - Definitely Ash: Report buttmaster for being a bot spamming invites
10:36 PM - Dark Bon Bon entered chat.
10:36 PM - [DFS]midgieman: "and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came" "and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucking and fucking and fucking until he came""and he was fucki
10:36 PM - Blake entered chat.
10:36 PM - HailStorm left chat.
10:36 PM - {SFXMuffin}: wuts going on
10:36 PM - The man in black entered chat.
10:36 PM - Definitely Ash: Report buttmaster for being a bot spamming invites
10:36 PM - Dark Bon Bon left chat.
10:36 PM - (KODIV)Prince Doctor whooves: hiya
10:36 PM - Lawful Oath left chat.
10:36 PM - GUCCI left chat.
10:36 PM - Zen Buffalo left chat.
10:36 PM - [L`C]PanCakE is now playing Dota 2. Click here to join.
10:36 PM - [L`C]PanCakE entered chat.
10:36 PM - happyzzz: 0.0
10:36 PM - Pixel Senpai: hello
10:36 PM - Kirino left chat.
10:36 PM - Sora left chat.
10:36 PM - O´z Xurupita 'C> MAX is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
10:36 PM - O´z Xurupita 'C> MAX entered chat.
10:36 PM - Mr. Killjoy left chat.
10:36 PM - boasfestasportugal.com left chat.
10:36 PM - muffins: who wants to be my friend
10:36 PM - (KODIV)Prince Doctor whooves left chat.
10:36 PM - The man in black left chat.
10:36 PM - DJ gentle flutter spy: what
10:36 PM - Protohype left chat.
10:36 PM - Kamakaze left chat.
10:36 PM - Earthwake Runelord entered chat.
10:36 PM - Definitely Ash: Report buttmaster for being a bot spamming invites
10:36 PM - Pinkie_prime: why was i invited?
10:37 PM - Earthwake Runelord left chat.
10:37 PM - Blake left chat.
10:37 PM - Sov: It's hentai aparently
10:37 PM - ♂ Kedaki Seijo ♂ [Banano] entered chat.
10:37 PM - muffins left chat.
10:37 PM - Definitely Ash: Because it's a bot; no other reason
10:37 PM - O´z Xurupita 'C> MAX: buy max trade me
10:37 PM - [L`C]PanCakE left chat.
10:37 PM - {SFXMuffin}: What do you want bruh?
10:37 PM - ๖ۣۜSimonۣۜ๖ entered chat.
10:37 PM - ikki entered chat.
10:37 PM - happyzzz left chat.
10:37 PM - ESL | Tyger ★ entered chat.
10:37 PM - ๖ۣۜSimonۣۜ๖ left chat.
10:37 PM - Alex™: So. Uh. Why as I invited?
10:37 PM - ♂ Kedaki Seijo ♂ [Banano] left chat.

Some things people write here are too funny xD

 

[A very unexpected anal]

FroHydrogen: where do you work at?
SPYderman: a supermarket deli
FroHydrogen: you cut the meats
SPYderman: yea
FroHydrogen: Do you like cutting the meats?
SPYderman: m-maybe
FroHydrogen: :chainsaw:
FroHydrogen: Brrrrmmmrrrrrrrrrrrm
SPYderman: :summerghost:
FroHydrogen: Do you cut the meat fast?
FroHydrogen: or do you take your time?
SPYderman: idk
SPYderman: wai

 

[Fang]

11:59 AM - BladeTwinMashedPotatoes: *whispers*
11:59 AM - BladeTwinMashedPotatoes: faggot
11:59 AM - BladeTwinMashedPotatoes: Faggot
11:59 AM - BladeTwinMashedPotatoes: FAggot
11:59 AM - BladeTwinMashedPotatoes: FAGgot
11:59 AM - BladeTwinMashedPotatoes: FAGGot
11:59 AM - BladeTwinMashedPotatoes: FAGGOt
11:59 AM - BladeTwinMashedPotatoes: FAGGOT
11:59 AM - BladeTwinMashedPotatoes: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOT

 

[Prariredog]

That's pretty funny people will call someone a scammer for not doing something they want.

 

[sov]

IN-GAME:

DavidtheTurkey | TTC : Hater's gonna hate, I'mma just sit and masturbate
Did you know we have the largest TF2 forum? Visit us at skial.com or type /forum
Sov :3 : @_@

After David saw this post:
10:12 PM - DavidtheTurkey | TTC: #noshame
10:13 PM - DavidtheTurkey | TTC: I have no ragrets

 

[Sargent¥]

FroHydrogen: where do you work at?
SPYderman: a supermarket deli
FroHydrogen: you cut the meats
SPYderman: yea
FroHydrogen: Do you like cutting the meats?
SPYderman: m-maybe
FroHydrogen: :chainsaw:
FroHydrogen: Brrrrmmmrrrrrrrrrrrm
SPYderman: :summerghost:
FroHydrogen: Do you cut the meat fast?
FroHydrogen: or do you take your time?
SPYderman: idk
SPYderman: wai

You needa lay off his meat.

 

[A very unexpected anal]

You needa lay off his meat.

Hey, I just wanted know more about his job. Nothing wrong with that. :3

 

[Sargent¥]

Hey, I just wanted know more about his job. Nothing wrong with that. :3

You'll get to know about that later, I promise ;)

 

[shoooooooooooooooo]

IN-GAME:

DavidtheTurkey | TTC : Hater's gonna hate, I'mma just sit and masturbate
Did you know we have the largest TF2 forum? Visit us at skial.com or type /forum
Sov :3 : @_@

After David saw this post:
10:12 PM - DavidtheTurkey | TTC: #noshame
10:13 PM - DavidtheTurkey | TTC: I have no ragrets

good for david

bein proood of himself

 

[Fang]

5:18 PM - Sgt. Sentry_: Hi, I am a furry/brony who loves to play video games and make new friends.
5:18 PM - Fang Lord Of The Sky: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo K

 

[Hawkeye]

Sentry litteraly adds any furries he sees in skial without even giving them 5 minutes to know that he's adding them,he added me just cuz i complimented his spray (r-18)

 

[sov]

Never tell your password to anyone.
9:13 PM - Sov :3: Hey
9:13 PM - Sov :3: How can I help you
9:14 PM - iSpiffy: hey sup i saw your post on a AA steaming
9:14 PM - Sov :3: oh cool.
9:14 PM - iSpiffy: could i offer on it
9:14 PM - Sov :3: Well currently I am taking one bud or 19 keys or overpay in unusuals
9:15 PM - iSpiffy: but you're asking price is 17keys? 0.o
9:16 PM - Sov :3: outpost?
9:16 PM - iSpiffy: yeah you just changed it apparently
9:16 PM - iSpiffy: in that case
9:16 PM - Sov :3: It's always been 19 keys
9:16 PM - iSpiffy: nvm then
9:16 PM - iSpiffy: dude dont make me a fool
9:16 PM - iSpiffy: ok?
9:16 PM - Sov :3: wrong guy than
9:16 PM - iSpiffy: im not stupid
9:16 PM - Sov :3: wat
9:17 PM - Sov :3: 17 keys is an underpay for the hat anyways lol. Why would I playce it at 17 keys and change it... You must've added the wrong guy than
9:18 PM - iSpiffy: coz you're probably dumb. cya
9:18 PM - iSpiffy is now Offline.
9:18 PM - iSpiffy is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
9:18 PM - Sov :3: LOLOLO


That man tried to scam me or trick me? LOL

I have the lowest price on Outpost at the moment... All are lf> 20 keys.

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

Ace4573: Hey 2:03:23 PM
Chel: hiii 2:03:28 PM
Ace4573: i'll trade you my normal no mercy for your genuine one?2:03:33 PM
Ace4573 added The Noh Mercy 2:03:38 PM
Ace4573: Could I trade you my normal noh merch for your genuine one* 2:03:58 PM
Chel: that's a dumb ass attempt at a shark no 2:04:07 PM

 

[Meowrisa]

2:20 PM - Sroy: You and I actually agreed.
2:20 PM - Sroy: Im scared.
2:20 PM - Mocha the Gypsy: Grima's cheating on you btw
2:20 PM - Sroy: I know.
2:20 PM - Sroy: I can do better anyways.
2:21 PM - Mocha the Gypsy: Cmere here girlfriend, you dont need dat man anyway~
2:21 PM - Sroy: Oh, dont get me wrong, I can do better than you too.
2:21 PM - Mocha the Gypsy: But I dont want you~
2:21 PM - Sroy: Im not into one nightstand.
2:21 PM - Sroy: That was a bad attempt on a pun, I'm sorry.

 

[Silver Ag]

 

[Meowrisa]

3:09 PM - flanky: What
3:09 PM - flanky: SROY
3:09 PM - flanky: SROY
3:09 PM - flanky: WHAT
3:09 PM - Sroy: 2 people told me you're cheating.
3:09 PM - Sroy: Actually, 3
3:09 PM - Sroy: Cdawg, Chel, and Mocha.
3:10 PM - flanky: Mocha is jelly 'cause I dumped him
3:10 PM - flanky: CDAWG is CDAWG
3:10 PM - flanky: Chel is another waifu
3:10 PM - Sroy: You're just a waifu whore at this point in time. I need to share with someone else, who is waifuless.
3:11 PM - flanky: FIEN
3:11 PM - flanky: WE'RE OVER
3:11 PM - flanky: Nowi is mine
3:11 PM - flanky: Lissa is yours
3:10 PM - Sroy: Funny thing is
3:11 PM - flanky: We go our separate ways
3:11 PM - flanky: WITH
3:10 PM - Sroy: 2 compatability testers state
3:11 PM - flanky: OUR
3:11 PM - flanky: WAIFUS
3:11 PM - flanky: STOP
3:11 PM - flanky: I DON WANNA HEAR
3:10 PM - Sroy: Nowi hates you
3:10 PM - Sroy: <3
3:11 PM - flanky is now Online.
3:11 PM - Sroy: Just accept it man
3:11 PM - Sroy: Hubba's tester has the full hearts for me and lissa.
3:11 PM - Sroy: You cant counterattack
3:11 PM - Sroy: Its over m8
3:12 PM - flanky: http://steamcommunity.com/id/arisayano/
3:12 PM - flanky: Look at his recent names
3:12 PM - Sroy: How could you.
3:12 PM - Sroy: He's comp.
3:12 PM - Sroy: People who are comp are not fit for Waifuing, their too busy with their online sports.
3:13 PM - flanky: No
3:13 PM - flanky: Because he is my team's second scout
3:13 PM - flanky: Scouts: Me and him
3:13 PM - flanky: confirmed: stoolthy is waifu
3:13 PM - Sroy: We were never meant to be.
3:13 PM - Sroy: I was always a heavy main.
3:14 PM - flanky: No

 

[Meowrisa]

4:58 PM - Chel: is it bad that i actually like wakka
4:58 PM - Sroy: yes
4:59 PM - Chel: I like the obby for it tho
4:59 PM - Chel: >:U
4:58 PM - Sroy: Wakka's obby is bad
4:58 PM - Sroy: its design is bad
4:59 PM - Sroy: its games are bad
4:59 PM - Sroy: its name is bad
4:59 PM - Sroy: ITS BAD
4:59 PM - Sroy: :I
4:59 PM - Chel: #unpopularopinions
5:00 PM - Chel: I like wakkaaaaaa
4:59 PM - Sroy: I now dislike you.
4:59 PM - Sroy: You have an opinion.
4:59 PM - Sroy: I cant like people with opinions.
5:00 PM - Chel: gasp
5:00 PM - Chel: 0/10 heart will not go on
5:01 PM - Chel: I'll have to paint your tactician with a giant pink dildo for a face
5:01 PM - Chel: I'm still thinking about learning how to map make
5:02 PM - Chel: and make a portal themed jb
5:02 PM - Chel: since there aren't many jb maps out
5:02 PM - Chel: but
5:02 PM - Chel: I'd rather just sit and draw dicks

 

[Chance]

Blurred his name for obvious reasons.

damn it didn't work

 

[Deadfront]

Blurred his name for obvious reasons.

We all know its Avenger.

 

[Chance]

We all know its Avenger.

Avenger isn't kewl nuff.
das right america, come get me