As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

sboles

sboles

Australian Skial God
Contributor
11:38 PM - sboles66: DUDE
11:38 PM - sboles66: I WAS A FOREARM TROLL YESTERDAY
11:38 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: You make yhe no sense
11:38 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: *the
11:39 PM - sboles66: ONLY A FEW MOAR POSTS TILL TILL EPIC SKIAL REGULAR
11:39 PM - sboles66: AND WE CAN BE BUTT BUDDIES
11:39 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: No one cares
11:39 PM - sboles66: D:
11:39 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: BFB stands for Butt $#@&ing Buddies
11:39 PM - sboles66: :D
11:39 PM - sboles66: WE ALREADY ARE???
11:39 PM - sboles66: =D
11:39 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: No
11:40 PM - sboles66: :9
11:40 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: Yir just Sboles66
11:40 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: Not {BFB} Booty Tang
11:40 PM - sboles66: so i can b bfb 2 and b butt buddies
11:40 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: I dare you to change yur name to Booty Tang
11:40 PM - sboles66: noh u
11:40 PM - sboles66: Im not taking anymore advice from you.
11:41 PM - sboles66: YOu got me grounded
11:41 PM - sboles66: u f*g
11:41 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: Not my fault
11:41 PM - sboles66: u told me 2 call my mum dum
11:41 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: HEY SETHS MOM
11:41 PM - sboles66: I did
11:41 PM - sboles66: OMG
11:41 PM - sboles66: HOW U KNOW SHES BEHIND ME
11:41 PM - sboles66: SHUDDAP
11:41 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: SETH HAS SEX WITH MEN
11:41 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: YUR GRNADPA
11:41 PM - sboles66: HOW DID U NO
11:41 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: SETH IS NARCOLEPTIC
11:41 PM - sboles66: DID U GET INTO MY TAPES
11:41 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: I MEAN, NECROPHILIC
11:42 PM - sboles66: UHMM
11:42 PM - sboles66: NOH U
11:42 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: Hey, SETHS MOM
11:42 PM - sboles66: SHUT UP
11:42 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: YOU GOT NICE BOOTY TANG
11:42 PM - sboles66: MY MOM DOES NOT
11:42 PM - sboles66: SHE IS UGLY AS FUQ
11:42 PM - sboles66: i am so posting this on the IM thread lol
11:42 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: HEY SETHS MUM
11:42 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: YUR UGLY
11:42 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: You dirty boy
11:42 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: I see how it is
11:43 PM - sboles66: U CALED MY MUM UGLY
11:43 PM - sboles66: AND A BOY
11:43 PM - sboles66: UR DUM LOL
11:43 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: U, you.
11:43 PM - {BFB} Norwegian Potato Farmer: K, I'm dumn
 
Ceubie

Ceubie

Gaben's Own Aimbot
Contributor
Tomatketchup: do you like me
Dr. Muttonstache: what
Tomatketchup: do you
Tomatketchup: like me
Dr. Muttonstache: uh
Dr. Muttonstache: ehtf
Tomatketchup: do you
Tomatketchup: mutton
Tomatketchup: do you
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then the spam:
Tomatketchup: i did say as a friend
Tomatketchup: it was just a question
Dr. Muttonstache: sure.
Tomatketchup: you just have to say yes
Tomatketchup: or no
Tomatketchup: what is the problem
Tomatketchup: why do you never let me into your life mutton
Tomatketchup: all im trying to do is to be your friend
Tomatketchup: but you wont let me be
Tomatketchup: because your feelings are in the way
Tomatketchup: and you want to believe that i love you like a lover
Tomatketchup: but i say no mutton, i dont want you as a lover
Tomatketchup: i want you as a friend
Tomatketchup: why do you keep hearing what you want to hear
Tomatketchup: and not listen to what i really say
Tomatketchup: because we cant be friends if you just want to have a gay relationship with me
Dr. Muttonstache: well if you'd quit bitching i'd tell you you're fine
Dr. Muttonstache: as a friend
Tomatketchup: oh
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SadWhale

SadWhale

Wicked Nasty Engineer
Contributor
Never tell your password to anyone.
[DsG] S&TB Terdy10234: Hey kitty kitty
[DsG] S&TB Terdy10234: I want you :|
 
lpN

lpN

Legendary Skial King
Contributor
Monday, October 01, 2012
7:11 PM - lpN •odR•: what'd u do with romans unusual
7:13 PM - =ECC=Probex57: sold it a while back mate but I didnt let it got for cheap
7:16 PM - =ECC=Probex57: why?
7:17 PM - lpN •odR•: because ur backpack is dirt poor
7:17 PM - lpN •odR•: what'd u sell it for
7:17 PM - =ECC=Probex57: shut up LPN, Sorry I don't have 40 fucking unusuals
7:18 PM - lpN •odR•: so u sold it for keys an unboxed shitty stranges
7:18 PM - =ECC=Probex57: Not I sold it and bought shit I wanted
7:18 PM - lpN •odR•: what did u sell it for?
7:18 PM - =ECC=Probex57: 28 keys
7:20 PM - =ECC=Probex57: you do know what hat/ effect it was and the fact that it was duped right?
7:20 PM - lpN •odR•: yes
7:20 PM - lpN •odR•: shoudl've keep it in good spirit
7:21 PM - =ECC=Probex57: I didnt know ROman would get up and leave one day
7:23 PM - lpN •odR•: so what did u buy with the keys?
7:24 PM - =ECC=Probex57: Alot of things, half of what I would call worthy things in my back pack. Oh one who has so much shit!
7:24 PM - lpN •odR•: so u really unboxed shitty stranges then?
7:24 PM - lpN •odR•: because ur not telling me?
7:24 PM - =ECC=Probex57: not fucktard I had the stranges before I sold it
7:25 PM - =ECC=Probex57: why the fuck does it matter to you what I do with my shit?
7:25 PM - =ECC=Probex57: go buy another unusual and leave me the fuck alone
7:25 PM - =ECC=Probex57: no*
7:25 PM - lpN •odR•: ur mad because u unboxed shitty crates and wont admit it and have nothing to show for it
7:26 PM - =ECC=Probex57: Whatever you say bro I dont even have that many stranges most of them were given to me or bought over time
7:29 PM - lpN •odR•:
7:30 PM - =ECC=Probex57: Go eat a dick LPN seriously
7:30 PM - =ECC=Probex57: yer pissin me off
7:32 PM - lpN •odR•: stop using windows xp
7:32 PM - =ECC=Probex57: Stop bein a little bitch then I might consider it
7:32 PM - lpN •odR•: lol coming from the one who is bitching and can't come straight and face the facts
7:33 PM - =ECC=Probex57: BItch you dont know shit
7:33 PM - =ECC=Probex57: were you there
7:33 PM - =ECC=Probex57: did you see me buy my things
7:33 PM - =ECC=Probex57: no I dont think so
7:33 PM - =ECC=Probex57: SO TAKE YOUR NOSEY ASS OUT OF MY BP
7:33 PM - lpN •odR•: make it private then
7:33 PM - =ECC=Probex57: Besides I dont see shame in unboxing
7:34 PM - =ECC=Probex57: I do it sometimes
7:34 PM - =ECC=Probex57: I dont see whats so wrong about it
7:34 PM - =ECC=Probex57: if you must fucking know I used 2 of the keys I made maybe hmm a week a go after holding onto them for more then a month and unboxed the new crates
7:35 PM - =ECC=Probex57: Happy? wooo I unboxed 2 crates IM SO FUCKIN BAD!
7:35 PM - lpN •odR•: at least have a bud to show for it.
7:36 PM - =ECC=Probex57: Get in a fuckin TS channel
 
ViperStriker

ViperStriker

Banned
Contributor
Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, October 05, 2012
4:47 PM - Tomatketchup: babe
4:47 PM - Tomatketchup: hey
4:48 PM - ViperStriker: I just met you.
4:48 PM - ViperStriker: And this is quite crazy.
4:48 PM - ViperStriker: But here's my number.
4:48 PM - ViperStriker: So call me maybe?
4:48 PM - Tomatketchup: when i look into your eyes
4:48 PM - Tomatketchup: your autumn eyes
4:48 PM - Tomatketchup: i begin to smile
4:48 PM - ViperStriker: My eyes are brown, but okay.
4:48 PM - Tomatketchup: autumn is brown
4:48 PM - ViperStriker: Whatever floats your boat, sailor.
4:48 PM - Tomatketchup: and orange
4:48 PM - Tomatketchup: and red
4:48 PM - Tomatketchup: like your eyes
4:48 PM - ViperStriker: Okay.
4:48 PM - Tomatketchup: viper
4:49 PM - Tomatketchup: i just want you to know
4:49 PM - Tomatketchup: that i've loved you ever since we first met
4:49 PM - Tomatketchup: y'know
4:49 PM - ViperStriker: k.
4:49 PM - ViperStriker: Cool story, bro.
4:49 PM - ViperStriker: Tell it again for me.
4:49 PM - Tomatketchup: i want to pour hot candle-grease all over your naked body
4:49 PM - Tomatketchup: and lick it up
4:49 PM - ViperStriker: 0.0
4:49 PM - Tomatketchup: from top to bottom
4:49 PM - ViperStriker: Sweet Jesus.
4:49 PM - Tomatketchup: do you like that stuff viper
4:50 PM - ViperStriker: This is going in that stupid ass thread.
4:50 PM - ViperStriker: The show your convos one.
4:50 PM - ViperStriker: So gg boyo.
4:50 PM - Tomatketchup: i love you viper
4:50 PM - ViperStriker: And I'm willing to get kinky for enough money, so all options are open.
4:51 PM - Tomatketchup: are you into that stuff
4:51 PM - Tomatketchup: hardcore stuff
4:51 PM - ViperStriker: Uhh.......no.
4:51 PM - ViperStriker: Sadly, no.
4:51 PM - Tomatketchup: Also
4:51 PM - Tomatketchup: Holy fucking shit
4:52 PM - Tomatketchup: I just found a fucking song I've been searching for 6 years
4:52 PM - ViperStriker: Rofl.
4:52 PM - Tomatketchup: YouTube Link So It Doesn't Embed
4:54 PM - Tomatketchup: god
4:54 PM - Tomatketchup: just listen to that
4:54 PM - Tomatketchup: holy shit
 
TEhMAn92

TEhMAn92

Legendary Skial King
Contributor
Tomatketchup: hey
Tomatketchup: dude
Tomatketchup: hey
Tomatketchup: hey
Tomatketchup: hey
Tomatketchup: dude
TEhMAn92: wat
TEhMAn92: i'm bout to leave
Tomatketchup: why
Tomatketchup: we can work this out
Tomatketchup: it's not too late
TEhMAn92: cause stuffs
Tomatketchup: you always say that
Tomatketchup: you never care about my feelings
TEhMAn92: irl stuffs
Tomatketchup: are you going out to drink again
Tomatketchup: you are arent you
TEhMAn92: lol
Tomatketchup: have you been seeing rebecca again
Tomatketchup: you have havent you
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Would've went on, but i had to go...
and i'm not that witty :c
 
Chief of Bears

Chief of Bears

Legendary Skial King
Contributor
Never tell your password to anyone.
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: Hi
music bar 890217: hi
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: How can I help you?
music bar 890217: ummmm
music bar 890217: can i hve a key for free?
music bar 890217: can i
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: No.
music bar 890217: 2 ref for fre?
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: Nope.avi
music bar 890217: can i hve anything for free/
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: Nope. Don't give free stuff to beggars.
music bar 890217: jokes :P just wnted to see your reaction
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: Right.
music bar 890217: and im not a begger
music bar 890217: a begger says plz plz plz i wnt this ui wnt that
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: No. Beggar asks for free stuff in general.
music bar 890217: justjoking
music bar 890217: but thats true :P
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: So you added me to waste my time then?
music bar 890217: kmp
music bar 890217: no not really
music bar 890217: sry bout that thats my little bro
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: Sure.
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: Cool story bro.
music bar 890217: nah seriously
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: Goodbye.
music bar 890217: wait
music bar 890217: do u wnt a strange scatter?
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: Have one.
music bar 890217: oh ok
music bar 890217: sry thats all ive got
Mocha: Merchant Gypsy: Thanks for wasting my time. Pretty sure you are a beggar who just didn't get lucky. Later scrub.
music bar 890217 is now Offline.
 
Shiny Charizard

Shiny Charizard

Legendary Skial King
7:50 PM - Vladimir Pootis: allow me to make a creepypasta
7:50 PM - Vladimir Pootis: before your very eyes
7:51 PM - Vladimir Pootis: ahem
7:51 PM - Vladimir Pootis: I WANTED TO PLAY POKEMON
7:51 PM - Vladimir Pootis: SO I BOUGHT A COPY OFF OF EBAY
7:51 PM - Firekip: THEN I DID DIED
7:51 PM - Vladimir Pootis: THAT HAD A STICKER MADE OF MASKING TAPE AND BLACK MARKER
7:51 PM - Vladimir Pootis: WHEN I PLAYED IT, MY CHARACTER HAD PHOTO-REALISTIC RED EYES
7:51 PM - Vladimir Pootis: AND HE KILLED HIMSELF
7:52 PM - Vladimir Pootis: DEMONICLY
7:52 PM - Firekip: THEN MY DICK EXPLODED
7:52 PM - Vladimir Pootis: SO THEN WHEN I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY
7:52 PM - Vladimir Pootis: I SAW A TV SHOW WHERE A GUY KILLED HIMSELF
7:52 PM - Firekip: DUBSTEP WAS PLAYED THROUGHOUT MY BOWELS
7:52 PM - Vladimir Pootis: AND NO ONE ELSE DID
7:52 PM - Vladimir Pootis: AND THEN THE PHONE RANG
7:52 PM - Vladimir Pootis: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
7:52 PM - Firekip: IT WAS A PEDOPHILE
7:52 PM - Vladimir Pootis: THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP
7:54 PM - Vladimir Pootis: SO THEN I WENT TO SLEEP
7:54 PM - Vladimir Pootis: AND THEN
7:54 PM - Vladimir Pootis: I DIED
7:54 PM - Vladimir Pootis: AND I HAUNTED THE GAME
7:54 PM - Vladimir Pootis: AND NOW
7:54 PM - Vladimir Pootis: BLAAAARGH
 
Crimmy

Crimmy

Australian Skial God
Contributor
Never tell your password to anyone.
S&TB Chiefmiest: hey
S&TB Chiefmiest: ima need you to set up lobbies til i get my laptop charger back
S&TB Chiefmiest: cya later
[S&TB] Violet: Me?
[S&TB] Violet: Why me?
S&TB Chiefmiest: yes
S&TB Chiefmiest: cuz youre the only one reliable
S&TB Chiefmiest: dont worry when i get back ill take ove
S&TB Chiefmiest: over*
[S&TB] Violet: But..
S&TB Chiefmiest is now Offline.

DAMNIT!
 
Ruelel

Ruelel

Gaben's Own Aimbot
Contributor
1:32 AM - [S&TB] Violet: uh..
1:32 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Was just reading something..
1:32 AM - [S&TB] Violet: The Pikachu Illustrator card is the rarest find in the game -- the belle of the Pokeball, you might say . Never officially sold, never released in English, and worth somewhere around $20,000, the cards were given away as prizes in a Japanese drawing contest and only four are thought to exist. Good luck catching one of them.
1:33 AM - Ruelel: :|
1:33 AM - [S&TB] Violet: My roommate owns one..
1:33 AM - Ruelel: :|:|:|
1:33 AM - Ruelel: is your roommate a collector?
1:33 AM - [S&TB] Violet: She collects cards..
1:33 AM - [S&TB] Violet: I didn't know she collected... that kind of card..
1:33 AM - Ruelel: so she pays a ton of money for cards
1:34 AM - [S&TB] Violet: More or less
1:34 AM - Ruelel: hm
1:34 AM - Ruelel: neat
1:34 AM - Ruelel: just pokemon cards
1:34 AM - Ruelel: or like
1:34 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Pokemon
1:34 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Digimon
1:34 AM - Ruelel: oh shit digimon cards
1:34 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Uh crap
1:34 AM - [S&TB] Violet: What are the other ones
1:34 AM - Ruelel: i forgot about those
1:34 AM - Ruelel: Magic the gathering
1:34 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Pyramid guy
1:34 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Nah
1:35 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Those are nerd cards
1:35 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Blue eyed white dragon..
1:35 AM - Ruelel: cards are cards
1:35 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Fuck what are those cards?
1:35 AM - Ruelel: yu gi oh
1:35 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Those
1:35 AM - [S&TB] Violet: I personally own five collectors limited edition hallographic blue eyed white dragon cards
1:36 AM - Ruelel: ._.
1:36 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Got em for my birthday back when the tv show first aired
1:36 AM - Ruelel: oh
1:36 AM - [S&TB] Violet: I was really into it
1:36 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Apparently everyone in my family decided to get me the same thing
1:36 AM - [S&TB] Violet: They're like five or six grand peice I think
1:36 AM - Ruelel: HOLY
1:36 AM - Ruelel: FUCKING SHIT
1:36 AM - Ruelel: WHY
1:36 AM - Ruelel: ARE CARDS THAT EXPENSIVE
1:37 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Why are flaming hats so expensive?
1:37 AM - Ruelel: because idiots
1:37 AM - [S&TB] Violet: uhuh
1:37 AM - [S&TB] Violet: I've been saving em in case of an emergency
1:37 AM - Ruelel: good idea
1:38 AM - [S&TB] Violet: I had a collection of hallographic umm
1:38 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Fuck
1:38 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Can't remember his name
1:38 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Five cards in one hand makes him
1:38 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Big guy.
1:38 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Damnit
1:40 AM - Ruelel: exodia?
1:40 AM - [S&TB] Violet: I dono
1:40 AM - Ruelel: http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Forbidden_One
1:40 AM - Ruelel: it's exodia
1:41 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Oh yea
1:41 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Him
1:41 AM - [S&TB] Violet: I had his set
1:41 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Long ago
1:41 AM - [S&TB] Violet: I sold it to a friend for his bike
1:41 AM - Ruelel: :|
1:42 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Motor bike
1:42 AM - Ruelel: :|
1:42 AM - [S&TB] Violet: Yup..
1:42 AM - [S&TB] Violet: While the original "Forbidden One" set was extremely hard to obtain (all five pieces were Ultra Rare),
1:43 AM - [S&TB] Violet: That's when I sold it
1:43 AM - Ruelel: hm
1:43 AM - Ruelel: makes sense to sell it then
1:43 AM - Ruelel: plus you got a fucking bike from cards
fucking bike for cards
 
plz_do_not_showmyemployer

plz_do_not_showmyemployer

Epic Skial Regular
Never tell your password to anyone.
October-11-12
6:20 PM - BROKE ASS N***A: Nope
6:20 PM - BROKE ASS (Mario): I'm starting to lose interest though
6:20 PM - OP.OP.OP.OP.Fugets.OP.OP.OP.OP: Why no
6:20 PM - BROKE ASS (Mario): I think this marks the end of the road for old Mario445
6:20 PM - OP.OP.OP.OP.Fugets.OP.OP.OP.OP: That's nice
6:21 PM - BROKE ASS (Mario): Forums are starting to take me seriously
6:22 PM - BROKE ASS (Mario): It's just not fun anymore when they're getting trolled this easily


Mario445 name was "BROKE ASS (N-word)"

He was messaging me about why his timeout was so long
 
Ceubie

Ceubie

Gaben's Own Aimbot
Contributor
Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
9:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: flying cheeseburgers
9:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: sounds good right
9:53 PM - Ruelel: yes
9:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: fuck you
9:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i hate cheese
9:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: and cheese accesories
9:53 PM - Ruelel: i dont like cheeseburgers
9:53 PM - Ruelel: but some people do
9:53 PM - Ruelel: and that could sound good to them
9:53 PM - Ruelel: and profits
9:53 PM - Ruelel: in a cheeseburger imporium and warehouse
9:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: how about my prolapsed anus inside of a tiny hot dog bun
9:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: ...this isnt getting anywhere is it
9:54 PM - Ruelel: i actually looked up prolapsed anus in google images w/o search filter
9:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: oh great
9:55 PM - Ruelel: i was expecting something more disgusting
9:55 PM - Ruelel: all i got was like the red shit from thanksgiving coming out of people's asses
9:55 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: neat
 
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