As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.

[Roman]

Well, you know what they say...

That I'm fuck?

 

[FearlessJuggernaut]

Oh. I don't know. I thought you knew what they say.

 

[Maddo]

Oh. I don't know. I thought you knew what they say.

Toast always lands butter side down?

 

[FearlessJuggernaut]

Toast always lands butter side down?

Good call.

 

[Roman]

Friday, May 11, 2012
6:18 PM - Toxik*: Sir roman
6:19 PM - Toxik*: I am in need of help with the Minecraft server
6:19 PM - Toxik*: I put /login password but it says I am not registered yet
6:24 PM - Toxik*: NVM
6:24 PM - Roman: glad i could help

 

[Roman]

Friday, May 11, 2012
11:35 PM - al-shammri999: yaaaaaas
11:36 PM - al-shammri999: oh u Roman see yas
11:39 PM - al-shammri999: u are weard do u now that
11:40 PM - Roman: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
11:40 PM - al-shammri999: u dont now
11:40 PM - al-shammri999: =.= y
11:41 PM - al-shammri999: haw old are u
11:41 PM - al-shammri999: roman
11:41 PM - Roman: 47
11:42 PM - al-shammri999: ='= wow realy
11:42 PM - Roman: Roman is Italian for 47
11:42 PM - al-shammri999: ha ha ha realy ha ha
11:43 PM - al-shammri999: is this u are photo
11:43 PM - Roman: totally.
11:44 PM - al-shammri999: ha ha ha u Are in lost lik me ha ha
11:45 PM - al-shammri999: do u smok weed
11:45 PM - Roman: i eat it.
11:45 PM - al-shammri999: ha ha i lik u
11:46 PM - al-shammri999: u are in lost i hav to faind u
11:46 PM - al-shammri999: giv me u are haaaaand
11:47 PM - Roman: if you can type the USA's pledge of allegiance with perfect grammar, i'll give you a scrap.
11:48 PM - al-shammri999: uo uo firest taim invait
11:48 PM - al-shammri999: lesn i do not need eny thing
11:49 PM - al-shammri999: do u want tf2 maps
11:49 PM - Roman: what kind of maps?
11:50 PM - al-shammri999: all of them
11:50 PM - al-shammri999: no hacking or samthing
11:51 PM - Roman: i have lots of maps.
11:51 PM - al-shammri999: free download
11:51 PM - Roman: link?
11:51 PM - al-shammri999: yas
11:52 PM - al-shammri999: chak this dude
11:52 PM - al-shammri999: http://gamebanana.com/tf2/maps?vl[page]=2&mid=SubmissionsList&dirname=tf2
11:53 PM - al-shammri999: u now haw to but it
11:53 PM - al-shammri999: raaait
11:53 PM - Roman: sounds legit.
11:53 PM - al-shammri999: ?
11:54 PM - Roman: it's a good site.
11:54 PM - al-shammri999: hah
11:54 PM - Roman: how old are you?
11:54 PM - al-shammri999: 26
11:56 PM - al-shammri999: do want all items and halowen and achevemnt
11:56 PM - al-shammri999: in one scand
11:56 PM - Roman: how?
11:57 PM - al-shammri999: ha ha ha

 

[Zeiss]

7:19 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i want portaul
7:19 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: u warnt peuartwal?
7:19 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: yeah
7:19 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: but im pour
7:20 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: wie yu soh pouah?
7:20 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: college
7:20 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: I GIVE YOU HAT FOR PORTALUHR
7:20 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: cerrlarge?
7:20 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: TWO HATTUS
7:20 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: i want mount and blad pak
7:20 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: BUI ME PROTZL
7:21 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: I GIEVS U HATZ
7:21 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: N JUNKS
7:21 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: NWUAUAUAH!
7:21 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: B-B-B-BUT STEEM SAEL
7:21 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: AND HATTUS
7:22 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: HERRO TALE (engrish story) AND DEEAS SPEKTICLES
7:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: butt srsly
7:25 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: srs bsns?
7:25 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: very srs
7:25 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: srsfce? >:|
7:25 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: I can has prots for too hattu. It maeks sense bcauz itz too kees.almost and dats 5 dolla, rite. Same price as protz?
7:26 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: my srs face:
7:26 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: :f
7:32 PM - Dr. Muttonstache:

7:33 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: lol
7:33 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: ONLY ENOUGH TO FEED ME KIDS
7:34 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: HAVE PITY ON AN OLD WAR VET
7:36 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: okay.png
7:36 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i'll beg somewhere else
7:36 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: k
7:37 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: Oh surre. I'm just a dirty beggar. WHY WOULD YOU TALK TO ME. ~Skyrim beggar/me
7:38 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: I shouldnt bother roman about it
7:38 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: he's probably idle fooding
7:38 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: should :3
7:38 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: he'll post it on that thread
7:38 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: ...oh wait thats WHY i should do it
7:39 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: well well lets see who is generous enough
7:39 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: lpN? naaaa.
7:39 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: Faron? Naaaa.
7:39 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: faron, yes
7:39 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: Why
7:39 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: okay ill speak to him aboot it
7:39 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: he loves ppls buggin him
7:40 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: I told him you sent me
7:40 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: because im awesome
7:40 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: naaaw\
7:41 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: he told me im poor
7:41 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: naaaaaaw
7:41 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: who should i bother next
7:41 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: bottiger
7:41 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: No
7:41 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: I'd like to keep my status thanks you
7:42 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: ill bother afire
7:46 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: is probex getting stabby about it
7:46 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: hm?
7:46 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: Oooh i knoe
7:46 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: ill bother viper
7:46 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: mmk
7:47 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: Y U NO BAI PROZTL
7:47 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: I 2 EEZ POER!
7:47 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: yet you play portal
7:47 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: yaw
7:48 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: how much is it worth in tf2 items
7:48 PM - Construction Zombie [Skial]: no clue
7:48 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: 2 kee?
8:05 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: so when you can
8:05 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: you will

 

[Faron]

chatlog

 

[Zeiss]

chatlog

i had nothing to do with that i swearsly.

 

[Ruelel]

I SEE ME 8D

 

[Roman]

10:19 PM - Sin(nx): i want to be fiiture on tred: http://www.skial.com/threads/as-a-s...ld-share-some-of-these-ims-i-get.12840/page-6
10:20 PM - Sin(nx): i hear u skial admin, give me item and admin power
10:23 PM - Roman: go to bed, Garfield
10:23 PM - Sin(nx): its not monday

 

[ProbeX]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Monday, May 21, 2012
10:46 PM - =ECC=Probex57: well hello there
10:46 PM - lord hayden: hi
10:46 PM - =ECC=Probex57: so need somethin?
10:46 PM - lord hayden: bye
10:46 PM - =ECC=Probex57: huh ok
10:47 PM - lord hayden: k

 

[jwso]

A few people have asked me this week if they can join the spycrab contest.

Had to change the thread title.

 

[Lazlo]

This is why you should never trade with 9 year olds from Brazil, this HHH probably has Down syndrome.
Never tell your password to anyone.
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Error
Lazlo: But will you give me the engineer hair for 11 hats?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: no
Horseless Headless Horsemann: i want Garry'mod
Horseless Headless Horsemann: you hate ponies
Horseless Headless Horsemann: or no
Lazlo: I hate ponies
Horseless Headless Horsemann: all my items for you, you buy Garry's Mod for me
Lazlo: You'll give me everythign you have in your backpack for Garry's Mod
Horseless Headless Horsemann: no
Horseless Headless Horsemann: 1. buy Garry's Mod
Lazlo: Which items will you give me for Garry's Mod?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Nan
Horseless Headless Horsemann: 1 buy Garry's mof for me
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Which items will you give me for Garry's Mod?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: yes
Lazlo: What?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: yes
Horseless Headless Horsemann: for Garry'mod
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Garry's MOd
Lazlo: What will you pay me for garry's mod?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Fuck you - what
Horseless Headless Horsemann: fuck you
Horseless Headless Horsemann: my items not for you
Horseless Headless Horsemann: >:(
Lazlo: .........
Horseless Headless Horsemann: FUCK YOU
Lazlo: What the fuck are you talking about?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: bye
Horseless Headless Horsemann: you not my frined
Lazlo: ..........
Lazlo: Da fuq?
Horseless Headless Horsemann is now Offline.

 

[takethepants]

This is why you should never trade with 9 year olds from Brazil, this HHH probably has Down syndrome.
Never tell your password to anyone.
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Error
Lazlo: But will you give me the engineer hair for 11 hats?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: no
Horseless Headless Horsemann: i want Garry'mod
Horseless Headless Horsemann: you hate ponies
Horseless Headless Horsemann: or no
Lazlo: I hate ponies
Horseless Headless Horsemann: all my items for you, you buy Garry's Mod for me
Lazlo: You'll give me everythign you have in your backpack for Garry's Mod
Horseless Headless Horsemann: no
Horseless Headless Horsemann: 1. buy Garry's Mod
Lazlo: Which items will you give me for Garry's Mod?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Nan
Horseless Headless Horsemann: 1 buy Garry's mof for me
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Which items will you give me for Garry's Mod?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: yes
Lazlo: What?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: yes
Horseless Headless Horsemann: for Garry'mod
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Garry's MOd
Lazlo: What will you pay me for garry's mod?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: Fuck you - what
Horseless Headless Horsemann: fuck you
Horseless Headless Horsemann: my items not for you
Horseless Headless Horsemann:
Lazlo: .........
Horseless Headless Horsemann: FUCK YOU
Lazlo: What the fuck are you talking about?
Horseless Headless Horsemann: bye
Horseless Headless Horsemann: you not my frined
Lazlo: ..........
Lazlo: Da fuq?
Horseless Headless Horsemann is now Offline.

He Keeps trying to invite me to a private chat and I keep closing the window. I swear he's tried it like 50 times in the pass week. Now I know what he wants.

 

[DaivdBaekr]

He Keeps trying to invite me to a private chat and I keep closing the window. I swear he's tried it like 50 times in the pass week. Now I know what he wants.

If he added me I'd give him attention until I had a chatlog of him raging to contribute.

 

[takethepants]

If he added me I'd give him attention until I had a chatlog of him raging to contribute.

I especially like his recommendation for Zombie Panic: "zombies is fuck"

 

[Roman]

Who needs context?

Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, May 25, 2012
12:00 AM - Bottiger: shrug
Bottiger is now Offline.

 

[Sharkey]

Who needs context?

Think that was meant for me :P

 

[Maddo]