Picture Another shining example of why trying to scam Xel'Naga is a bad idea.

[Xel'Naga]

So I got a chat earlier today from some guy wanting to buy some keys from me. Of course, he has no rep anywhere to speak of, so I'm not about to take the risk of somebody doing a chargeback on some keys.

The following conversation then took place.

So, the censored link goes to a office staff page for a doctor. Has a picture of an older woman. I found it odd that a woman of that age would be buying virtual keys over the internet, let alone use the name AceGoofy and have a hammer & sicle avatar. So I probe a bit deeper, and I look up some more information on the doctor, which Goofy here was unable to verify. Go figure. One key bit of info that I find on another site is the year the doctor graduated; 1990.

I guess at this point you could say that Ace...
Puts on sunglasses
Done Goofed
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Then I saw this flash at the bottom of the chat window about 7 or 8 times. In fact, as I'm typing this, it STILL comes up over and over.

But the fun don't stop here, folks! He blocks me, and then sends me a new friend request again.

The short answer is "No".

The long answer is "AWW HELL NO"

Then the desperation sets in.

Good god, I'm fucking evil.

Hell hath no fury like Xel'Naga scorned.

I'm actually starting to feel bad at this point. I'm not used to this feeling.

In his panic, he PRESSES ALL THE BUTTONS

And I never heard from him again.

 

[Roman]

I think we're related.

 

[ProbeX]

Holy hell bro, that's..... wow

 

[P Lash]

This makes me want to make a new Steam profile on another computer and try to scam you as a test.

Nah, just kidding. Nice work.

 

[Dave the Manly]

Well played, Xellyboy.

 

[N.P.P Styx]

That was sadistic.
I'm proud, son.

 

[SgtGiraffe]

should have asked him to give u his social security 2

 

[Antamania]

You should call and tell her what her son was doing, it's what I would do with this information.

 

[LOLfwappz]

Damn, son. If you got anymore out of him youd be able to find out where he lived.

 

[Dave the Manly]

Damn, son. If you got anymore out of him youd be able to find out where he lived.

He's got his mother's location of work. Odds are, her location is listed on their site, and odds are, that location would match her son's.

 

[Perseus Dash Jackson]

I bet you carry a utility belt and run around dressed like a bat too.


Seriously though. That's awesome shit.

 

[Commander]

Xel'Naga is DOMINATING AceGoofy

 

[Xel'Naga]

I bet you carry a utility belt and run around dressed like a bat too.


Seriously though. That's awesome shit.

Don't be silly.



I just wear the cape.

 

[Dave the Manly]

The same guy makes a thread here, his OP originally stating that if you paid him two scrap, you'd get a random weapon, randomly selected by him from his backpack out of unique, vintage, and strange qualities.
Two scrap and he gets to pick manually, unique being one of his options.

He's since edited his OP, though. Wish I'd have taken a screenshot.

 

[AceGoofy]

Who votes I give up skial now, or should I actually try to recover from
2 pitfalls?

 

[Antamania]

Who votes I give up skial now, or should I actually try to recover from
2 pitfalls?

Not so much a pitfall, more like glaring stupidity.

Edit:
For clarification, since you are a scammer - you don't deserve a second let alone third chance.

 

[Faron]

Who votes I give up skial now, or should I actually try to recover from
2 pitfalls?

A scam attempt? Give it up.

 

[AceGoofy]

bye guys... I would say that I never intended to scam, but no one would believe me.... Changing my password to gibberish

 

[Xel'Naga]

Changing your password to gibberish is like committing internet seppuku.

 

[Antamania]

bye guys... I would say that I never intended to scam, but no one would believe me.... Changing my password to gibberish

There's absolutely no way for you to recover your password or anything...

Don't try to drum up sympathy, there is none of that for you here.