SON LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SHULA
SON MISSING FRONT TEETH
SHULA PUNCHED SON'S TEETH OUT BECAUSE OF SELF-HATRED, CONFIRMED

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Ranger's kids in the north are trained to hunt wild game from a young age with their bare hands as a right of passage. He lost the front teeth to this badger seen here attacking me earlier. I will be sending my daughter out after that wiley badger next... She is just crazy enough to take it down.
Side note - I found those sweet safety glasses from like 1970 in a drawer.
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