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Big Chewy

Uncharitable Spy
Contributor
Please get it going .... add content to the story

Here goes,,,,,,,,,,


Two demo's walk into a bar......
 
Two demo's walk into a bar......
A couple of leather clad russian heavys held their tender and passionate embrace as they allowed their eyes to drift away from each other, now looking towards the one legged, patch eyed figures that had just entered. A few moments of arkward silence came as the demo's felt a multitude of eyes had now all turned towards them; blank, expressionless eyes that seemed to fix the two demos to the spot, motionless.
The cold uncovered eye of the first demo surveyed the entire room from one person to the next, and then, suddenly appeared to spring to life, warm and full of joy, laughter lines around the bloodshot pupil became more apparent as mouth broke into a coy grin, "We killed the bastards!" the thick scottish accent echoed around the quiet room for what seemed like an eternity, then, as if a switch had been activated, the room spontaniously burst into merryment, almighty cheers, animated gestures, and raised glasses were all directed towards the two demomen, coming from every one of the tables scattered around the small smokey bar. "Drinks on the house!" came the call from behind the bar, these words had the same effect on the room as throwing petrol on a fire would have, the room once again erupted to such a point, the roof may have very well been lifted into the air.