Things I'd do with $5 rather than give it to dwox.
Burn it.
Donate it to Al Qaeda.*
Re-purpose it as toilet paper.
Donate it to the Barack Obama Re-election fund.
Origami practice.
Buy a churro and eat it with my butt.
Donate it to the Reverend Al Sharpton.
Tie it to a string and leave it in the street to pull away from people who try to pick it up.
Donate it to PeTA.
Buy TF2 keys.
Donate it to Wikileaks.
Cut it up and re-purpose it as a fashionable doily.
Tie around my wrist as a cheap bracelet.
Donate it to Yele Haiti. (A charity that steals money from poor Haitians and gives it to Wyclef Jean.)
Buy dwox a shiny new joke.
Buy dwox a shiny new brain.
Buy dwox a shiny new coffin.
Oh wait, dwox doesn't get this money.
Get broke, kid.
*Attn: CIA - I don't actually donate money to Al Qaeda.
Burn it.
Donate it to Al Qaeda.*
Re-purpose it as toilet paper.
Donate it to the Barack Obama Re-election fund.
Origami practice.
Buy a churro and eat it with my butt.
Donate it to the Reverend Al Sharpton.
Tie it to a string and leave it in the street to pull away from people who try to pick it up.
Donate it to PeTA.
Buy TF2 keys.
Donate it to Wikileaks.
Cut it up and re-purpose it as a fashionable doily.
Tie around my wrist as a cheap bracelet.
Donate it to Yele Haiti. (A charity that steals money from poor Haitians and gives it to Wyclef Jean.)
Buy dwox a shiny new joke.
Buy dwox a shiny new brain.
Buy dwox a shiny new coffin.
Oh wait, dwox doesn't get this money.
Get broke, kid.
*Attn: CIA - I don't actually donate money to Al Qaeda.
