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Thought a 70 metal dispenser for gunslinger would be cool.
Fixed it in 2nd patch.

Those achievement-like taunt thumbnails annoy me.
 
So, now with this update, we have two Engineer buffs, one of which is broken, from an idea that Robin Walker himself determined was broken, seven years ago while developing TF2...

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Instant_Teleport

The Instant Teleport was cut from further development because Engineer players had a tendency to place their Teleporter Exits in spots that benefited them more than the rest of their team, breaking the idea of team gameplay. It also eliminated much of the risk of Engineers leaving their buildings alone to gather Metal, thereby creating a balance issue. While trying to solve these issues, the development team "found another idea that played much better, attacked the same problem of Engineers being rewarded for moving out from their nest occasionally, and had lots of other interesting applications"; it is unclear which eventual Engineer weapon or ability this statement is referring to.

One of which was a Gunslinger buff, of all things.

So, with what just happened to TF2, why in the blue fuck is anybody excited for End of the Line?

We're either addicted, fucking morons or both.
 
  • Bread props now sometimes spawn when using a Teleporter.

What's more david, different types of bread fall based on the class that took the teleporter. Here is a list of the types of breads.

Going from left to right:
  1. Spy Btead
  2. Pyro Bread
  3. Scout Bread
  4. Engineer Bread
  5. Sniper Bread
  6. Demoman Bread
  7. Medic Bread
  8. Soldier Bread
  9. Heavy Bread
I'll let you guys think up the rest, let me know of your insight.

Edited, thanks Jinx : )
 
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I did a two-part series on the Eureka Effect just a couple of months ago.

And now it's completely irrelevant.

Honestly, I'm not sure about these massive, sweeping weapon changes like the Soda Popper and now the Eureka Effect. I think most of the weapons could have just used a little tweaking. Makes me worry about what they're going to do to my beloved Cloak and Dagger.
 
1 - Spy Bread (baguette, which is a popular french bread)
2 - Pyro Bread (burnt toast implying the unnecessary amount of flames a pryo produces)
3 - Scout Bread (Boston is popular for their donuts and sweet breads, also since scout is considered a toddler, the sweet bread plays into 'childhood.')
4 - Engie Bread (Because corn is a common product in texas since it is situated in the corn belt)
5 - Sniper Bread (Because crumpets are a english (england/australlia/new zealand) delicacy)
6 - Demoman (There is nothing special about Scottland. They can't grow anything spectacular. ... it's just plain bread.)
7 - Medic Bread (Pretzels are a popular German festival food)
8 - Soldier Bread (Soldier's reference of canned food during war time food drives)
9 - Heavy Bread (Whole wheat grows well in Russian terrain, also the name is in it)
 
More buffs to the gunslinger isn't that great

Not as great as what this picture may imply...

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We're either addicted, fucking morons or both.

It's not really that. Gaming nerds like us put up with shit that the general population just wouldn't take.

As I was telling someone this morning: What would happen to Amazon if it had the same failure rate as anything Steam does? This isn't even just bugs in games or anything like that. Why does Steam trading go down as much as it does? Because they know they can get away with it.

6 - Demoman (There is nothing special about Scottland. They can't grow anything spectacular. ... it's just plain bread.)

It's more along the lines of this: If Valve can't make an easy joke about the Demoman being black, Scottish, or one-eyed (and therefore pirate because reasons), then they don't give a shit and won't put any effort into it. Just look at his miscs.
 
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Laughed when I saw the eureka effect went from being awful to op in one single update.

This as Valve also causes m4a4 howl to go from 30 to 100+ dollars. Gg valve, gg.
 
It's more along the lines of this: If Valve can't make an easy joke about the Demoman being black, Scottish, or one-eyed (and therefore pirate because reasons), then they don't give a shit and won't put any effort into it. Just look at his miscs.
It would've been funny if Valve did Hushpuppies for the Demoman.
 
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And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody!
 
Apparently with the new Eureka Effect, not only can you teleport to your exit while its being sapped, but you can use it to telefrag, too.

GG Valve.