Since Porn is getting blocked. I better start masturbating on buses.
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I was taught that to get a girlfriend I had to be nice to women not grab there bodily parts and shout "lol im toats rapin' u."
So I stared down a Swan today. All it done was hiss at me. :I
"God Jappleack your like a Rapist walking up on people."
Sent my details away to DVLA. inb4 LOL NO LOTS OF LOVE DVLA.
Updates come on my Ipod that I've already read and I'm like "your 2 slow."
Another clone in Skial servers. Hohohohoho.
Getting shit together for tommorow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcadIqFM49A
Work sent me this today.http://i.imgur.com/5lKqU9I.png uhavinagigglem8
Thinking of going on second life to burst into peoples homes and shout "WHERE IS THE MONEY." I might record it as well. I am tempted.
What do you mean "Calling Card."? :I
"I love this game, Metal Gear Salad isn't it?" Let me make love to your dead body plz.
It was a bad idea to spray my can so it would be colder.
Signing contacts at work today, I hope I didn't sign one that said "You must hand over your soul to Whitbread."
Turned my Webcam off and the light is still on, forever watching me. I want to scream "What do you want from me?" But my parents are asleep.
Coffee makes me want to go fast.
Got my Earbuds and I'm ready to go and strut.
I warn you all. The Hatpocolypse is coming.
Looks like i'm buying a Steaming Engineers Hat. Whoopee.
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