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Welcome, my friend. What would you like?
You're weird.Some Random Idiot is a random idiot -Aristotle
Eat shit rebel scum
-Gandhi
Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.
One day, I caught yourself smiling for no reason, then you realized you were thinking of us. And then you got hit by a train.
There are 6 billion people in the world...k? One of them is Sean Connery.
Can you smell his sweat? That peculiar goatish odor is trans-3-methyl-2 hexenoic acid. Remember it, it’s the smell of schizophrenia.
We're all a little wacko sometimes, and if we think we're not, maybe we are more than we know.
A sane man often reasons from sound premises; an insane man commonly reasons as well, but the premises are unsound.
I've played quite a large spectrum of teenaged girls, from psychotic to very sweet to a polygamist.
There is nothing we can do and nowhere we can hideas darkness as consumes our formal light , now shadowed by fear's linger.
“What does it matter where my body happens to be?' he said. 'My mind goes on working all the same.”
I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it.
A pancake can taste like a watermelon if cooked right. I would know, I’m a Construction Worker.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on. -
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