You have 10 seconds...

[Dr.SteveBrule]

Before this

Breaks through your door and tries to brutally rape your anus with it's venomous stinger. You reach for the thing closest to you to defend yourself, how fucked are you?

 

[JarlyX]

A headset, or a cellphone charger...
I'm litteraly fucked.

 

[N.P.P Styx]

AHA!
You assume I am a human, when I am in fact ALSO a giant ass-raping hornet!
You are as presumptuous as you are POOR and IRISH.

 

[JayDee]

A knife and a lamp.. :D

 

[Cylosis]

A pyramid of rolled quarters.
Fuck.

 

[P Lash]

I see you've been playing Fallout New Vegas.
I grab the bunch of Russian decorative swords (despite being for decoration, they are so sharp as to be considered regular swords) hanging on the wall behind me.
Oh yeah.

 

[ClassyPotato]

probably mindfucked, but the closest thing to me is my balcony

 

[Rvsz]

How lucky am I that this was just lying around on my desk?

 

[basiate]

So close..

 

[Dr.SteveBrule]

How lucky am I that this was just lying around on my desk?

You're going to need more bugspray than that.

 

[P Lash]

You're going to need more bugspray than that.

Deathclaws are way worse.
At least Cazadores still get beat up once you use a flamer.

 

[ViperStriker]

I have a can of Mountain Dew. I don't think that'd gonna do any good.

Fucked.

 

[Photek]

lighter and cig, blow smoke in its face come at me bro

 

[ViperStriker]

I'm gonna keep a Bug Zapper near me from now on, thanks to Brule.

 

[Staying_Classy]

Philadelphia Eagles paper cube.
Thing's pretty heavy.

 

[JosieWoman125]

Money, games, Energizer. some shitizene, and some kind of sweet scent spray....yep I'm fucked.

 

[ViperStriker]

Money, games, Energizer. some shitizene, and some kind of sweet scent spray....yep I'm fucked.

Pay it not to brutally Ass-Rape you.

 

[ModSe7en]

$150, box of tissues, can of Pringles, computer monitor...
Nope. Assraped.

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

Xerox Phaser 6180MFP

Crush that motherfucker!

 

[Sinnx]

ma dick, lets do this!