Caption This Contest

[Defibyoulater]

A little contest, huh?

The best caption for this photo wins an assortment of hats! (No, not the pillaring one, like 4 or so hats.)
Three anonymous judges will condemn one poor man's caption. (Choose the winning reply)
You can reply to the thread as many times as you'd like, but you can only make one caption. Bold print your caption.

Remember, a caption can be a maximum of a 3 sentence background story or lead up as well, not just a phrase.

 

[Cowboy Crow]

no

 

[Defibyoulater]

no

Why does this place suck?

 

[JayDee]

"this is the face defib made when we were only 4 hours into the rapefest what a bitch"

 

[Defibyoulater]

"this is the face defib made when we were only 4 hours into the rapefest what a bitch"

Fucking bold print you piece of shit.

 

[JayDee]

go fuck yourself

 

[Meowrisa]

Go make an appeal and we'll review it.
There's a "chance" you'll be unbanned.

the joke is that no one ever gets unbanned even though they do hahahaha
I don't know dude this is all I've got.

 

[Defibyoulater]

Wow, I'm ashamed to say Sroy is top of the list right now on the cool factor.

 

[Maddo]

2 Members of ISIS walk into a bar..

 

[Silver Ag]

>implying

 

[Opequon]

I've only been drunk twice in my life.... Right now, and when I signed on for Batman & Robin.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I am DEFINITELY sure you will win something in this contest if you take the time to come up with something funny and original.

 

[JohnnyGaloshes]

I thought to myself, "Yes, my new wife is ugly as fuck, but then she did that prostate massage thing with 2 fingers rather than the usual 1, and i thought to myself, i could live with it"

 

[Blade D_Hero]

"Listen Mr. Cruise, Your phony baloney "alien gods" may have
told you that your jiggly cult women are the greatest thing on Earth, but if those women's tits aren't the second coming, I don't know what is."

 

[Defibyoulater]

Bump?

No more contesting?

 

[Party Chocobo]

As soon as the fingers went in her face was like

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

And then there were these two creepy little girls with laser beams shooting out of their eyes and Abraham Lincoln impaled them with...wait, you don't believe me?

 

[shoooooooooooooooo]

He gave me a small loan of a million dollars

FUNNIEST SHIT YOU EVER READ GAURENTEED

 

[Defibyoulater]

I've only been drunk twice in my life.... Right now, and when I signed on for Batman & Robin.

Ope wins. And you'd know why if you've watched Batman And Robin.
Nice try ... almost everyone else.

There's no connection between Donald T. and George Clooney, I'm sorry Shoe.

 

[shoooooooooooooooo]

are you kidding me they are the same person