read this is Emergency

[reconnghost]

If a girl ask to have sex for free what would you do to accept or will refuse?

 

[Silver Ag]

who need girls when you got catgirls.

 

[TapTap]

sex for free

Doesn't work like that.

 

[Cowboy Crow]

Doesn't work like that.

Sure it does, follow these easy steps.

Step one. Find a girl.
Step two. Kidnap her.
Step three. Tie her up
Step four. Rape
Step five. Hide body
Step six. Do it again.

See, free and easy. Only 12.99. PSH.

 

[TapTap]

Step six. Do it again.

Again with the same girl or another one?
This is wrong on so many levels..

 

[Cowboy Crow]

Again with the same girl or another one?
This is wrong on so many levels..

Its only wrong if you go to jail. Otherwise its ok.

 

[Blade D_Hero]

Its only wrong if you go to jail. Otherwise its ok.

Fuck you man I just followed your steps but you didn't specify not to be caught. Currently serving 15 years in jail and exchanging my one phone call for a forum post.

 

[Cowboy Crow]

Fuck you man I just followed your steps but you didn't specify not to be caught. Currently serving 15 years in jail and exchanging my one phone call for a forum post.

You forgot step 32. My book of how to get a free woman has 42,498 steps. What I gave was just the basics. But 32 is a big one. If the cops come you have to pretend to be a blowup toy. It works every time in every country besides Cuba.

 

[Maddo]

I'd fuck her right in the pussy.

 

[reconnghost]

Fuck you man I just followed your steps but you didn't specify not to be caught. Currently serving 15 years in jail and exchanging my one phone call for a forum post.

giveadamn.

 

[DaivdBaekr]

Relations with real-life 3D women drain your mana, life force, and checking account. A real wizard knows better.

I decline, and roll a d20 to escape.