As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.

[KinCryos]

6:18 PM - 【ℭℴℰ】 An Apple: think my ap is bugged
6:21 PM - 【ℭℴℰ】 An Apple: why is it that when i go to idle i have like 50ap then when i go to hale i have like 9k+

 

[Biggie]

ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: gotta have the stereotypical minecraftname
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: gabetherocker3412
ethanplaysminecraft6969: hue
ethanplaysminecraft6969:

ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: oh god what
ethanplaysminecraft6969: watch
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: that stache
ethanplaysminecraft6969: right?
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: oh god
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: LAWNMOWER FUCK
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: VACUUM FUCK
ethanplaysminecraft6969: :D
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: dave
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: i cannot thank you enough
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: for the life you have given me
ethanplaysminecraft6969: dave?
ethanplaysminecraft6969: do you know who you're talking to
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: baekr
ethanplaysminecraft6969: you might wanna relook at my profile sir
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: OH GOD IT'S BIGGIE
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: UHH
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: WELL
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: UM
ethanplaysminecraft6969: yeah... this is going on the website
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: oh no
ethanplaysminecraft6969: chel and mocha: biggie and baekr edition
ethanplaysminecraft6969: hue

 

[Chief of Bears]

ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: You see
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: Since you both changed your names back
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: It's EZ to tell
Fazbear Fiesta: Who am I then?
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: Mocha Senpai
Fazbear Fiesta: Nope!
Fazbear Fiesta: We switched again
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: fucker
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: NO WAIT
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: NO
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: NO
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: YOU CANT FOOL ME
Fazbear Fiesta: We did four times already tho...
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: stop
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: no you didnt
Fazbear Fiesta: Yus
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: no
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: like
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: twice
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: the other 2 i got it after like
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: a few minutes
Fazbear Fiesta: Still counts
ᶠᴰ.flanky☄: 2bad

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

This gave me a chuckle on an otherwise crappy day.

 

[Kyle]

This gave me a chuckle on an otherwise crappy day.

They're both in Eastern U.S. so close enough.

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

They're both in Eastern U.S. so close enough.

Ohio is superior in all ways. Florida is just

 

[Deadfront]

Ohio is superior in all ways. Florida is just

Ummmm no Better example #1

#2

#3

and this

Not this

Just sayin

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

Ummmm no Better example #1

#2

#3

and this

Not this

Just sayin

Ahem
#1

#2

#3

#4

not this

 

[Kobe]

Ahem
#1

#2

#3

#4

not this

who is girl in number 4

 

[Deadfront]

Ahem
#1

#2

#3

#4

not this

We have caves with all that stalagtite and mite crap as well, #2 I can see on Shulas FB posts, 3 bridges are bridges, God I hope thats you in #4. I have a shotty for the gators and plenty of warning to GTFO if a hurricane is on its way.
Oh and this profile pic.....

Gator and beaches......see you are already here in the mind

 

[Meowcenary]

Meowcenary: go to bread
Wafloo: IM READING MY IMMORTAL
Wafloo: i found some gold
Wafloo: I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Wafloo: cool tears down my feces
Meowcenary: wat
Wafloo is now Offline.

 

[KinCryos]

Meowcenary: go to bread
Wafloo: IM READING MY IMMORTAL
Wafloo: i found some gold
Wafloo: I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Wafloo: cool tears down my feces
Meowcenary: wat
Wafloo is now Offline.

that reminds me, at my college's anime club, a friend of mine occasionally does public readings of terrible fanfics (keeping any spelling/grammatical errors intact) while people pantamime it. we're currently halfway though My Immortal after sessions of 5 "chapters" at a time. we've already gone through several abominations such as Legolas by Laura, Until the End of Time, and Batman in Ponyville.

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

Sunday, March 15, 2015
3:34 PM - This_guy_with_a_broken_spacebar: srry_freddy_im_unfriending-U
3:34 PM - Chel: that's okay
3:34 PM - Chel: if you need any help on the server then add another admin or send a report
3:34 PM - This_guy_with_a_broken_spacebar: Im_done_with_skial_nothing_personlal
3:35 PM - Chel: okie dokie
3:35 PM - Chel: is all good
3:35 PM - This_guy_with_a_broken_spacebar: just_bye-ok
3:35 PM - Chel: bye
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
7:41 PM - This_guy_with_a_broken_spacebar: Srry_for-blocking_you/got-really-piss-m8
7:41 PM - This_guy_with_a_broken_spacebar: plz-forgive☹
9:02 PM - This_guy_with_a_broken_spacebar is now Looking to Trade.
9:02 PM - Chel: wat
9:07 PM - This_guy_with_a_broken_spacebar: /7*`\
9:08 PM - This_guy_with_a_broken_spacebar: ok_that_was_wierd
9:08 PM - This_guy_with_a_broken_spacebar: So_hows_skial
9:09 PM - Chel: okay I guess?
9:10 PM - Chel: you're on jailbreak now though
9:10 PM - Chel: lmao

 

[TapTap]

But jokes on him... it was my brother!

 

[JayDee]

But jokes on him... it was my brother!

wtf admin abuse reported

 

[TapTap]

wtf admin abuse reported

pls no

 

[JayDee]

pls no

2late ye ded

 

[DeathSod]

Wait
Face?
the a is like a weird symbol? He used to grief my TTT server. Used to.

But jokes on him... it was my brother!

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

So this Jake guy just started randomly messaging me the other day. Idk why but at least it's somewhat entertaining.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015
11:26 AM - Jake: help
11:26 AM - Jake: we hired ppl to install a/c
11:27 AM - Jake: one of them smells like smoke
11:27 AM - Chel: they just must smoke a lot
11:27 AM - Jake: good thing i came prepared
11:27 AM - Jake: The new and improved Axe
11:27 AM - Jake: Kills everyone in the house
11:27 AM - Jake: gr8 for murder
11:28 AM - Chel: wat
11:28 AM - Jake: the smell of axe
11:28 AM - Jake: you can smell it from a mile away
11:28 AM - Chel: lol
11:28 AM - Jake: and I have some Car Scented Axe
11:29 AM - Jake: so everyone in my house complains about it
11:29 AM - Chel: okay

 

[KinCryos]

3:54 PM - Inferno Shakespeare: Hello, Did I report porn spray ?
3:55 PM - KinCryos 岩: nope
3:55 PM - Inferno Shakespeare: is it allowed ?
3:56 PM - KinCryos 岩: only if it's not illegal
3:56 PM - Inferno Shakespeare: oh
3:56 PM - Inferno Shakespeare: Poor kid

turns out there apparently was a kid playing on the server