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Why doesn't the spy have friend?

He's a backstabber.
 
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Why didn't the engineer cross the road?

He didn't have a teleporter up.
 
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Why do you call a smelly engineer?

A scentry.
 
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Why DID the scout run fast and die a virgin?
Becuase he could never make it past second base.