As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

DaivdBaekr: Zebra's arteries are more flexible than a Thai hooker. He'll be fine.
Biggie ❤'s Niits: If you say so
Biggie ❤'s Niits: he can't be hurt twice in one relationship
Biggie ❤'s Niits: He's more fragile then you think..
Biggie ❤'s Niits: I should know... he slaps me because he's the man in the relationship
DaivdBaekr: You think you're special? He does that to me too! I'll rip your dreads out!
Biggie ❤'s Niits: Well... ME AND YOU. MGE MOD. 1 HOUR.
Biggie ❤'s Niits: BE THERE
DaivdBaekr: i can't 7:30 pm is my bedtime
Biggie ❤'s Niits: Okay... TOMORROW. JUNGLE GYM. ANYTHING GOES.
DaivdBaekr: holy shit tomorrow's wednesday
DaivdBaekr: the day before thursday
DaivdBaekr: the day before a four day weekend
Biggie ❤'s Niits: Mother of god..
DaivdBaekr: Wasn't kidding about that bedtime though. Pimp needs his sleep.
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Biggie ❤'s Niits: This isn't finished..
 
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3:36 PM - sov :3: hello
3:36 PM - sov :3: how acn I help you
3:36 PM - You have accepted the trade request from jsloan_2.
3:36 PM - sov :3: trade had an error
3:35 PM - jsloan_2: trade for any sniperrifle
3:37 PM - sov :3: you added me to trade for a sniper rifle?
3:36 PM - jsloan_2: for any
3:37 PM - sov :3: where'd you find my steam anyways? Just randomly added me
3:36 PM - jsloan_2: .....
3:38 PM - sov :3: I am not selling any sniper rifles?
3:38 PM - sov :3: Why'd you add me random;ly
3:36 PM - jsloan_2: ..
3:38 PM - sov :3: ?
3:37 PM - jsloan_2: .....
3:38 PM - sov :3: why the .....
3:38 PM - sov :3: I should be the one giving you a ...
3:38 PM - sov :3: for adding people randomly and asknig if they are selling a weapon that they didn't say they were selling
3:38 PM - jsloan_2: what about sniper rifle for a kritzkeg
3:40 PM - sov :3: no
3:40 PM - sov :3: and it depends what sniper rifle it is
3:40 PM - jsloan_2 is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
3:40 PM - sov :3: some are worth more than a kritz
3:40 PM - sov :3: go to backpack.tf
3:40 PM - sov :3: there are weapon prices there
3:39 PM - jsloan_2: any kind
3:41 PM - sov :3: bye
 
5:05 PM - Hydrogen: :)
5:05 PM - :(: :(
5:05 PM - Hydrogen: :<
5:05 PM - :(: :>
5:05 PM - Hydrogen: :(
5:05 PM - :(: quality conversation
 
fucking suco
decrypt=me

decrypt: oh man
decrypt: story time
Suco: hit me
decrypt: so i was on first aid tour with the cadets and we had to do CPR for the final test
Suco: what
decrypt: i didnt know we had to do it on a real life body
Suco: ???
Suco: wtf you on about
decrypt: you fuck their chest until their heart starts beating again
Suco: fuck oiff
decrypt: "Compressions to the chest allow for the heart to achieve rhythm again. Use this when waiting for the paramedics to arrive."
decrypt: but it was a woman
decrypt: that i had to do it on
decrypt: and damn
Suco: decrypt
Suco: shut up
Suco: not fucking funny
decrypt: u wot m8
decrypt: suco
decrypt: you do know you dont literately get your cock out and fuck the victims chest right?
decrypt: right?
*SPAM CALLING INTENSIFIES*
Suco: I love being an ass wipe
decrypt: anyway i couldnt touch her chest because she was a woman
decrypt: and i panicked
decrypt: ran away like little baby man

decrypt=me
 
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6:02 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: B-b-but crow
6:02 PM - Cowboy Crow: no seth
6:02 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: you hate kids?
6:02 PM - Cowboy Crow: yes
6:02 PM - Cowboy Crow: i hate you
6:02 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: rip the feels
6:02 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: 2014-2014
6:02 PM - Cowboy Crow: you never had a feeling to start with
6:03 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: crow I always had feeling for you
6:04 PM - Cowboy Crow: So thats why when I sit next to you, you try to get as close as possible... and you always said "Wanna see whats in my front pocket for you?"
6:06 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: and then I give you my last piece of gum
6:06 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: if gum doesnt signify affection then I have no idea what does
6:06 PM - Cowboy Crow: Thats ok, I gave it to my girlfriend
6:06 PM - Cowboy Crow: i dont like gum
6:06 PM - Cowboy Crow: shes a huge fan of gum
6:06 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: I didnt like gum either
6:06 PM - Cowboy Crow: and i told her i battled a mightly beast to get it
6:06 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: I bought it for you ;~;
6:06 PM - Cowboy Crow: well i bought you a child
6:07 PM - Cowboy Crow: its name is dip shit
6:07 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: crow
6:07 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: what have I told you about human trafficing
6:08 PM - Cowboy Crow: That its ok aslong as im ontop of mittins and hes ontop of a unicorn thats shitting a rainbow up in the moons dick
6:09 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: what
6:09 PM - Cowboy Crow: i think im worthy of being a weird pm
6:09 PM - Cowboy Crow: wheres my condom
6:09 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: post it in da threa
6:09 PM - sboles|LFT Silver Medic: thred
6:09 PM - Cowboy Crow: i cant
6:09 PM - Cowboy Crow: my dicks broken
 
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[Furry] Meowcenary: live stream? are you starring in a porno without me
Rehn: you said you didn't want to see spider on bird action
[Furry] Meowcenary: well if its a hot spider i could always reconsider
Rehn: yep
Rehn: he's covered in coffee
Rehn: scalding-hot coffee is our only lubricant
Rehn: ...not that we used it, but..
[Furry] Meowcenary: sounds literally hot
Rehn: yeah
Rehn: it was
Rehn: he didn't enjoy it as much as I did until the love bites
@Mocha: Raffling Merchant
GETIT
BECAUSE SPIDER
COFFEE
HOT
 
Toto The Fancy Doge: Hey sasnar :D
SasnarDash: hi
Toto The Fancy Doge: hows ya doing ?
SasnarDash: Feeling annoyed
Toto The Fancy Doge: why so ?
SasnarDash: I'm sure you'll give me a reason.
Toto The Fancy Doge: sasnar can I ask for smth ?
Toto The Fancy Doge: do you need those steam cards ?
SasnarDash: I don't know
Toto The Fancy Doge: uhm how's that you don't know xD
Toto The Fancy Doge: if you don't , can I have em ?
SasnarDash: yes
Toto The Fancy Doge: really ? : o
SasnarDash: no.
 
Rehn said:
[Furry] Meowcenary: live stream? are you starring in a porno without me
Rehn: you said you didn't want to see spider on bird action
[Furry] Meowcenary: well if its a hot spider i could always reconsider
Rehn: yep
Rehn: he's covered in coffee
Rehn: scalding-hot coffee is our only lubricant
Rehn: ...not that we used it, but..
[Furry] Meowcenary: sounds literally hot
Rehn: yeah
Rehn: it was
Rehn: he didn't enjoy it as much as I did until the love bites
@Mocha: Raffling Merchant
GETIT
BECAUSE SPIDER
COFFEE
HOT
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Please Rehn let me out of your shed.
 
11:43 AM - Elsa the Snow Queen: Do you want to build a snowman
11:43 AM - Elsa the Snow Queen: or ride or bike around the all
11:43 AM - sboles: Elsa isnt even the one who sings the song
11:43 AM - sboles: 0/10
11:43 AM - Elsa the Snow Queen: fuck
11:43 AM - Elsa the Snow Queen: uhm
11:43 AM - Elsa the Snow Queen: let it go
11:43 AM - Elsa the Snow Queen: fuck
11:43 AM - Elsa the Snow Queen: uh
11:43 AM - Elsa the Snow Queen: shit
 
8:51 PM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): and then commit sucide because fucking canadians are bilingual and shit
8:51 PM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): freak
8:52 PM - Kc: fuck
8:52 PM - Kc: man
8:52 PM - Kc: trilingual
8:52 PM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): wat
8:52 PM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): fucking
8:52 PM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): triforce lingual over here
8:52 PM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): get a load of this guy
8:52 PM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): he can speak hylian
 
*Playing with Shula and her kid on 2fort, while demoknighting*

12:09 PM - StaticVoid: i probably won't be able to ever say this again
12:09 PM - StaticVoid: so
12:10 PM - StaticVoid: i'm going to decapitate your child
12:10 PM - Bigshula: rofl
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StaticVoid said:
*Playing with Shula and her kid on 2fort, while demoknighting*

12:09 PM - StaticVoid: i probably won't be able to ever say this again
12:09 PM - StaticVoid: so
12:10 PM - StaticVoid: i'm going to decapitate your child
12:10 PM - Bigshula: rofl
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Yeah I got in trouble.
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7:57 PM - Defibyoulater Lutece: Okay
7:57 PM - Sroy: I prefer birds and marine life.
7:57 PM - Sroy: ^^
7:58 PM - Defibyoulater Lutece: Birds ...
7:58 PM - Defibyoulater Lutece: Avians?
7:58 PM - Sroy: Avians in general are cool yeah.
7:58 PM - Sroy: ;3
7:58 PM - Defibyoulater Lutece: Can you give me a specific animal,l perhaps?
7:58 PM - Sroy: I love Sea-gulls, Dolphins, Whales and the sort.
7:59 PM - Defibyoulater Lutece: Terrible.
7:59 PM - Sroy: ;___;
7:59 PM - Defibyoulater Lutece: I need something that seems bold.
7:59 PM - Sroy: My opinions.... they upset you?
7:59 PM - Sroy: Sea-gulls are bold! Strong and free!
7:59 PM - Sroy: They dont give a fuck what the other sea-gulls or species think!
8:00 PM - Sroy: They take as much food as they want and steal to do it!
8:00 PM - Defibyoulater Lutece: They sound like the scottish.
8:00 PM - Defibyoulater Lutece: Well, if you insist.
8:00 PM - Defibyoulater Lutece: I'll do a "Sea-gull"
8:00 PM - Sroy: I once fed a sea-gull a cheese stick
8:00 PM - Sroy: and it gulped it down in one very very prolonged and hard gulp.
8:01 PM - Sroy: Though, it almost choked and died, it still continued.
8:01 PM - Sroy: Determined, it finally ate the cheesestick whole.
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
14:34 - Femshep: Hello
21:33 - SilentWaterWhispers: hi
21:34 - Femshep: hello
21:34 - SilentWaterWhispers: buy buds for paypal?
21:36 - Femshep: Maybe, yes, you want to sell some?
21:36 - SilentWaterWhispers: do you buy buds for paypal?
21:37 - Femshep: Yes, I do.....
21:37 - SilentWaterWhispers: price?
21:39 - Femshep: 31$ each
21:39 - SilentWaterWhispers: fees on you ?
21:39 - Femshep: No, sorry, I might be able to do that if they're low enough
21:39 - Femshep: only
21:39 - SilentWaterWhispers: em
21:39 - SilentWaterWhispers: 3 buds
21:43 - Femshep: Hmm, you don't seem to have any Buds in your backpack
21:44 - SilentWaterWhispers: i will
21:44 - SilentWaterWhispers: as long as we deal here
21:44 - Femshep: Okay, tell me when you will
21:44 - Femshep: I can't tell you until I can check those buds
21:44 - SilentWaterWhispers: ye
21:46 - Femshep: Actually, I don't even need to see the Buds, it's obviously hijacked accounts, stop bothering me, I don't want to buy hijacked stuff, it's irritating
21:46 - SilentWaterWhispers: no
21:46 - Femshep: Yes
21:46 - Femshep: it is
21:46 - SilentWaterWhispers: its bullshit i aint jacked
21:46 - Femshep: don't deny it
21:46 - Femshep: liar
21:46 - SilentWaterWhispers: you idiot
21:46 - SilentWaterWhispers: prof me?
21:47 - Femshep: I won't give up how I detect hijacked accounts
21:47 - Femshep: you would want that, wouldn't you?
21:47 - Femshep: hah, I'm not that stupid
21:47 - SilentWaterWhispers: lol
21:47 - SilentWaterWhispers: i aint want
21:47 - Femshep: as you think I am
21:47 - SilentWaterWhispers: you suck
21:47 - Femshep: oh, be more angry, hijack some more
21:47 - Femshep: post me R.A.T. link pls
21:47 - SilentWaterWhispers: next time
21:47 - Femshep: like you would love to do
21:47 - SilentWaterWhispers: ill hijack your mom
21:47 - Femshep: oh, so childish
21:48 - SilentWaterWhispers: trade probatio?
21:48 - SilentWaterWhispers: ill report you
21:48 - SilentWaterWhispers: so you feel ok
21:48 - Femshep: go ahead, kid
21:48 - Femshep: grow up
21:48 - SilentWaterWhispers: yup
21:48 - SilentWaterWhispers: say bye to your items
21:48 - SilentWaterWhispers: and trading overall
21:48 - SilentWaterWhispers: yup
21:48 - SilentWaterWhispers: all those unusuals
21:48 - Femshep: you wish so
21:48 - SilentWaterWhispers: will be locked
21:49 - SilentWaterWhispers: 4ever
21:49 - Femshep: I like how you just admited you are hijacker, you can't even keep the act up
21:49 - SilentWaterWhispers: sure you cant
21:49 - SilentWaterWhispers: you stressed
21:49 - SilentWaterWhispers: about youself now
21:49 - Femshep: I like how you know how I feel over the internet
21:50 - SilentWaterWhispers: ye
21:50 - SilentWaterWhispers: im big gun here
21:50 - Femshep: Just don't add me ever again, I don't want you items
21:50 - SilentWaterWhispers is now Offline.
21:50 - SilentWaterWhispers: no
21:50 - SilentWaterWhispers: report
 
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