Wingman's Funniest Joke (Ended)

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Defibyoulater

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Why did the spy cross the road? Because he was never really on your side. @.@
Reply with your funniest joke to receive the free TF2 items below!

On Friday tuesday (7th of feb)at 3:45-ish, in whatever time zone I am, I will add the funniest joke and they will receive some swagoclypse materiels.

Winning Items + Strange Bonuses :
Team Spirit Brown Bomber
Strange Jarate
Strange Direct Hit
Strange Escape Plan

The funniest joke will be decided by a few anonymous judges. The joke can be anything. But nothing that opposes skial rules, please, (No racism, Loli, and etc.) It can be anything from a renamed gun to a paragraph long song about how much you enjoy amazon shopping from the shower.

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Thank you for participating.
Cordially

-Wingman

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im bad at jokes, will give a shot tho

what is ubercharge made from?
cow guts and mountain dew
 
I has a true story, that is sorta funny. Its not for the weak of stomach though.

Soopergurl used to be a personal care assistant, going from old/disabled folks homes and helping them get about their lives with some aspect of dignity. One day, she wanted to make a silly joke and brought home a jar of Genuine Vintage Jarate. She emptied the contents of one of her patient's bedpan into a gallon pickle jar and set it on my desk that night. It had floaters...I gagged.
 
Yo momma so fat that when she took a teleporter, she telefragged the entire server.

Why didn't the Sniper shave today?
Because he never got his Razorback.

What's the difference between a good heavy and a bad heavy?
A medic.
how many snipers and spies does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows, no amount of snipers and spies have ever changed anything.

What class do Mac players play?
Pyro.
M1M1M1M1
Makes have no second mouse button.

Why doesn't Heavy eat fruits? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the the Red Heavy get kicked out of WalMart? He started beating up customers for pushing little shopping cart.

Why is Heavy stupid? The enemy had captured his intelligence.

What wakes Spy up un the morning? -Bed Ringer.

Why was the Australian gardener a pyrophobic? He was a bushwacka'.

What's the announcer's favoirte part of a hockey game?
OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME!


What do you get when you cross the Ambassador with an Ubercharge?
Diplomatic Immunity.




Strange equalizer please
 
I really want free items do I got more...


What does Doctor Heavy say to birth giving mid-wife?
"MUST PUSH LITTLE BABY!"

Why can't Engineer ever find love?
They all think that he's too Sentrymental!

What do you call 10 dead Pyros?
A good start

What do you call 10 dead Spies?
Even better

What do Engineers hate most about the internet?
The Spyware.

What do you call Spy's favorite food?
Spyghetti

Why did RED spy cross the road?
To get into BLU scout's mother's thighs.


What did the heavy say when he saw a spy with the spy-sickle?
"Icy Spy!"

What do you call a smelly engine?
Scentry
 
Wingman said:
The funniest joke will be decided by a few anonymous judges. The joke can be anything.
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You nerds don't need to make the joke about TF2.

On topic:
Have you seen the size of Helen Keller's house?
-Neither has she.

A proton walks up to a sad electron in a bar. He asks him what the problem is. The electron says "all of my friends Argon."

Two men are hired to protect a house from vandals. One man, Ted, watches the top floor, and the other man, Frank, watches the bottom floor. While they are sleeping, a group of vandals break into the house and beat up Ted on the top floor. The next night, the same vandals break into the house and beat up Ted again. The third night, Ted asks Frank to switch floors because he's tired of getting beat up. Before the vandals break in, one of them says "I think we should leave the guy on the top floor alone. Let's beat up the one on the bottom."

A blonde is driving dangerously on the road, swerving right and left. A police officer pulls her over and asks her what it going on.
"Officer, every time I drive straight, a tree pops up in front of me. I have to swerve so I don't hit the tree.
The officer looks inside the car and states "Ma'am, you do realize that's an air freshener, right?"

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
-Neither have they.
 
Sovereign said:
I really want free items do I got more...


What does Doctor Heavy say to birth giving mid-wife?
"MUST PUSH LITTLE BABY!"

Why can't Engineer ever find love?
They all think that he's too Sentrymental!

What do you call 10 dead Pyros?
A good start

What do you call 10 dead Spies?
Even better

What do Engineers hate most about the internet?
The Spyware.

What do you call Spy's favorite food?
Spyghetti

Why did RED spy cross the road?
To get into BLU scout's mother's thighs.


What did the heavy say when he saw a spy with the spy-sickle?
"Icy Spy!"

What do you call a smelly engine?
Scentry
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/16ex00/best_tf2related_jokesinsults/
who said we had to use our own stuff?
 
A family goes to a nude beach and their young son is curious about a few things. He come running back to his parents shouting, "Dad! Dad! There's all these women around with these things on their chest, some are big and some are small!" His dad replies, "Yes son. They're called breasts, the women with the small ones are smart and the women with the big ones are dumb!" So the kid goes off for a bit and then comes running back yelling out, "Mum! Mum! There's men all around with these things dangling between their legs, some are big and some are small!" His mum replies, "Yes son, the men with the small ones are smart and the men with the big ones are dumb!" Satisfied with the answer, he runs off to play again. He returns a few minutes later screaming out, "Mum! Muuuuuum! Dad's talking to a really dumb lady and he's getting dumber and dumber!"

Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Yesterday Justin Bieber turned himself in at a Toronto police station for an assault charge. There was confusion when he first arrived. They asked him, "Hey, little girl, have you lost your mommy?"



Idk...


 
Yo momma so fat that when she took a teleporter, she telefragged the entire server
 
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