As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

Reaction · Jan 14, 2014

Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: hey
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: hello
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: how are you
Reaction | Next Plan: How can i help you lol
Reaction | Next Plan: good you?
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: ım fine thank
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: i se you team fortress 2 server
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: you a very good gamer
Reaction | Next Plan: Thanks?
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: plase give me item plase im a noob
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: plase big brother
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: you a verry good
Reaction | Next Plan: Ummm I dont give out items for free man
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: plase sell me free
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: plase im a verry noob my frag a 10

Kyle · Jan 14, 2014

Reaction said:
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: hey
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: hello
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: how are you
Reaction | Next Plan: How can i help you lol
Reaction | Next Plan: good you?
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: ım fine thank
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: i se you team fortress 2 server
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: you a very good gamer
Reaction | Next Plan: Thanks?
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: plase give me item plase im a noob
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: plase big brother
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: you a verry good
Reaction | Next Plan: Ummm I dont give out items for free man
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: plase sell me free
Tufan Başgül [GameBusterTR]: plase im a verry noob my frag a 10

http://www.tf2items.com/id/tfnbsgl
Oh yeah he's a real noob alright, what with that vintage amby and cloak and dagger. :confused:

Reaction · Jan 14, 2014

Kyle said:
http://www.tf2items.com/id/tfnbsgl
Oh yeah he's a real noob alright, what with that vintage amby and cloak and dagger.

Come on, you cant not feel bad for the guy! His frag a 10!

Reaction · Jan 18, 2014

Reaction: canadian marrige laws are so much more lax
holeydood3: no big deal :)
holeydood3: yep
holeydood3: USA is very old school
holeydood3: a nice remnant of our Puritanical originas
holeydood3: *origins
Reaction: yuuuup
holeydood3: I have no idea what an origina is, but I want one
Reaction: me too strangely
holeydood3: my life feels incomplete without it
holeydood3: yours too?
Reaction: indeed
holeydood3: hmm
Reaction: I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER
Reaction: We fill the incomplete void
Reaction: with lamps
Reaction: http://www.originacanada.com/
holeydood3: WHAT THE FUCK
holeydood3: it's a real thing
holeydood3: AND IT'S CANADIAN
Reaction: :D
holeydood3: who would be so daft as to name their business "Origina?"
holeydood3: it's basically orgasm + vagina

hXcjedders · Jan 19, 2014

Unusual hXcjedders: Oreh_edalb
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: You aren't even unusual pleb
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: You are vintage at best
Unusual hXcjedders has changed their name to Vintage hXcjedders.
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Goodgood
Vintage hXcjedders: i took advise
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Now you will have 26 1/2 bitches at any given time

Bring on the bitches!

Fang · Jan 23, 2014

Thorin Oakenshield · Jan 24, 2014

One sick day for an Avengnerd and an afternoon shift for me later....

Avengnerd said:
11:14 AM - Avenger: We have to eat snow
11:14 AM - Thorin Oakenshield #Work: throw war axes then
11:14 AM - Avenger: Powdered snow, of course
11:15 AM - Avenger: I can throw frozen body parts
11:15 AM - Thorin Oakenshield #Work: that doesn't work
11:15 AM - Avenger: What about a frozen dick
11:15 AM - Avenger: Would that cause major damage to his throat
11:15 AM - Thorin Oakenshield #Work: Hey, don't put yourself down like that.
11:15 AM - Avenger: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
11:15 AM - Avenger: HUH
11:15 AM - Avenger: HUH
11:15 AM - Avenger: ARE YOU CALLING ME A DICK
11:15 AM - Avenger: I'M ACTUALLY A GIRL
11:16 AM - Avenger: I'VE USED A VOICE CHANGER TO GET MOD SO NOBODY DENYS MY APP BECAUSE GIRLS DONT ADMIN
11:16 AM - Avenger: NOT ANYMORe, AT LEAST
11:16 AM - Avenger: Not since.....
11:16 AM - Avenger: I can't discuss that
11:16 AM - Avenger: They'd kill me
11:16 AM - Avenger: Thorin
11:16 AM - Avenger: I need protection
11:17 AM - Avenger: They're after me
11:30 AM - Thorin Oakenshield #Work: that's your problem
11:30 AM - Thorin Oakenshield #Work: not my fault mittens is a girl and they don't want to make that mistake again
11:31 AM - Avenger: heh
11:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield #Work: and idek why you would choose to mention being a girl
11:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield #Work: therefore
11:31 AM - Avenger: Are you turning me in
11:33 AM - Thorin Oakenshield #Work: homo sapiens mammillary glands or begone
11:33 AM - Thorin Oakenshield #Work: if by in you meant ON, then yes but that's normal for everyone who talks to me
11:34 AM - Avenger: true

Avenger · Jan 24, 2014

Neglected to mention

Thorin Tokenshield said:
Avenger: Thorin
Avenger: I need protection
Avenger: They're after me
Thorin Oakenshield #Work is now Online.

A very unexpected anal · Jan 24, 2014

InsecureNapkin: SKIPPING WORK OR SCHOOL I SEE HMMM!!!
Hydrogen: I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL ON FRIDAYSS!!
Hydrogen: SO HA!
InsecureNapkin: wORK HMM
Hydrogen: I ONLY WORK ON SUNDAYSS HMMM!
InsecureNapkin: I ONLY WEAR UNDERWEAR ON SUNDAYS SO HA

sov · Jan 24, 2014

sboles · Jan 24, 2014

Sovereign said:
pickture

SOVVYY~ YY STATIC MIGHT NOT LIKE ME IF HE FIGURES OUT I BAD MOUTHED HIM

sov · Jan 24, 2014

sboles said:
SOVVYY~ YY STATIC MIGHT NOT LIKE ME IF HE FIGURES OUT I BAD MOUTHED HIM

@StaticVoid

staticvoid · Jan 24, 2014

#whoa

Pinker-tan · Jan 26, 2014

some random guy added me and begged for items
1:38 PM - hi: hey
4:34 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: hi
1:39 PM - hi: can i have freee dark age u hav 2
1:39 PM - hi: );
4:35 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: sorry im trying 2 sell it
1:40 PM - hi: can i give u dr dappers hat soldere hat for hurt loceher
1:41 PM - hi: and are essiltial socks for scout for sale
4:37 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: no
1:41 PM - hi: das medic hast
1:41 PM - hi: hat
4:37 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: 6 ref
4:37 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: keys
1:42 PM - hi: why keys cant i give hats
4:38 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: u dont have any dr dappers
1:42 PM - hi: ill sell it for hurt locher
1:42 PM - hi: how much hurt locher
1:42 PM - hi: ?
1:44 PM - hi: hello
1:44 PM - hi: ?
4:40 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: do i have a hurt locher
1:44 PM - hi: yes
1:44 PM - hi: its for demo
1:44 PM - hi: man
4:40 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: o wow i do
1:44 PM - hi: xD
1:44 PM - hi: can i buy it
1:45 PM - hi: im demo fan
1:45 PM - hi: and scout
4:41 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: hm
1:45 PM - hi: can i plese buy it
1:45 PM - hi: or for my birth day
1:45 PM - hi: its my birth day
1:45 PM - hi: xD
4:41 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: :suspicious:

1:46 PM - hi: ?
1:46 PM - hi: plese can i have dark age or hurt lopcher
1:46 PM - hi: for my birth day
1:46 PM - hi: o plese
1:47 PM - hi: guss not
1:48 PM - hi: plese buy hurt locher
1:48 PM - hi: anbything]
1:48 PM - hi: plese
1:48 PM - hi: dude answaer me\
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: fat ass
4:44 PM - hi is now Offline.
4:44 PM - hi is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
4:44 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: wow rude

I didn't even get any notifications that he was messaging me at the end :(

CDAWG · Jan 26, 2014

Pinker-tan said:
some random guy added me and begged for items
1:38 PM - hi: hey
4:34 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: hi
1:39 PM - hi: can i have freee dark age u hav 2
1:39 PM - hi: );
4:35 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: sorry im trying 2 sell it
1:40 PM - hi: can i give u dr dappers hat soldere hat for hurt loceher
1:41 PM - hi: and are essiltial socks for scout for sale
4:37 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: no
1:41 PM - hi: das medic hast
1:41 PM - hi: hat
4:37 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: 6 ref
4:37 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: keys
1:42 PM - hi: why keys cant i give hats
4:38 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: u dont have any dr dappers
1:42 PM - hi: ill sell it for hurt locher
1:42 PM - hi: how much hurt locher
1:42 PM - hi: ?
1:44 PM - hi: hello
1:44 PM - hi: ?
4:40 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: do i have a hurt locher
1:44 PM - hi: yes
1:44 PM - hi: its for demo
1:44 PM - hi: man
4:40 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: o wow i do
1:44 PM - hi: xD
1:44 PM - hi: can i buy it
1:45 PM - hi: im demo fan
1:45 PM - hi: and scout
4:41 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: hm
1:45 PM - hi: can i plese buy it
1:45 PM - hi: or for my birth day
1:45 PM - hi: its my birth day
1:45 PM - hi: xD
4:41 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme:
1:46 PM - hi: ?
1:46 PM - hi: plese can i have dark age or hurt lopcher
1:46 PM - hi: for my birth day
1:46 PM - hi: o plese
1:47 PM - hi: guss not
1:48 PM - hi: plese buy hurt locher
1:48 PM - hi: anbything]
1:48 PM - hi: plese
1:48 PM - hi: dude answaer me\
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: ]
1:48 PM - hi: fat ass
4:44 PM - hi is now Offline.
4:44 PM - hi is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
4:44 PM - Pinker-tan 'ringme: wow rude

I Didn't even get any notifications that he was messaging me at the end :(

I can vouch for his ass. So fat. So lucius

Fang · Jan 27, 2014

<Ashen> fucking hell
<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant

Blade D_Hero · Jan 28, 2014

Sasnerd confirmed Jewish.

sboles · Jan 30, 2014

Was scheduling the USHC match, and then all of a sudden

PsychoRealm · Feb 1, 2014

Fang · Feb 1, 2014

Saturday, February 1, 2014
10:19 PM - BladeTwinSwords | Ibis.a: pssst. I herd u liek men
10:19 PM - Fang G. Wolf ibis.a: I'm Bi
10:19 PM - BladeTwinSwords | Ibis.a: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
10:20 PM - BladeTwinSwords | Ibis.a: more liek Lame G. Wolf
10:20 PM - Fang G. Wolf ibis.a: I liekah dah pussy
10:20 PM - BladeTwinSwords | Ibis.a: good
10:20 PM - BladeTwinSwords | Ibis.a: cats are good to fuck
10:20 PM - Fang G. Wolf ibis.a: ewwwwwww
10:20 PM - BladeTwinSwords | Ibis.a: lolol

As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

Mildly Menacing Medic

Australian Skial God

Mildly Menacing Medic

Mildly Menacing Medic

Australian Skial God

Australian Skial God

Epic Skial Regular

Epic Skial Regular

Server-Clearing Cynic

Legendary Skial King

Australian Skial God

Legendary Skial King

Gaben's Own Aimbot

Gaben's Own Aimbot

Legendary Skial King

Australian Skial God

Moderator

Australian Skial God

Australian Skial God

Australian Skial God