As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get
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Pengy
Legendary Skial King
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME
IS THIS WHAT GUMMIBEAR FEELS LIKE?
Nope nevermind I hate you
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Pengy
Legendary Skial King
Hold on nevermind. I went back in the thread and found this:
Derpy's just an egotistical fuckhead that wanted to be featured in this thread.
So I curl my helping hand into a punching fist.
Also:
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Son, the only thing you've ever punched was your computer and it broke your hand, shut up.
10:47 PM - thedreamisalive:): SpaghettiVoid
10:47 PM - bcas.StaticVoid™: thedreamisspaghetti
10:48 PM - thedreamisalive:): OH GOD
10:48 PM - bcas.StaticVoid™: spaghettiHD
10:48 PM - thedreamisalive:): spaghettiHD
10:48 PM - bcas.StaticVoid™: ninjad
10:48 PM - thedreamisalive:): lol
10:48 PM - thedreamisalive:): epicspaghetti
10:48 PM - bcas.StaticVoid™: bcas.Speghetti ♥
10:48 PM - thedreamisalive:): spaghettidragon
10:49 PM - thedreamisalive:): spaghettiking
10:49 PM - bcas.StaticVoid™: SpaghettiHawk
10:49 PM - thedreamisalive:): bluespaghetti
So my friend infernoHD has this crazy obsession with spaghetti now, and we just went back and forth coming up with new names for player's on our team.
I want bluehawk to change his name to SpaghettiHawk, who's with me?
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: are you secretly tlr
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: wtf
7:28 PM - staticvoid: it would've been 20 and 0 if i was tlr
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: yea
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: im so confused tho
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: but ggs
7:28 PM - staticvoid: dont' worry
7:28 PM - staticvoid: i'm confused too
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: its like
7:29 PM - Viper 'ringme: you single handidly rewwrote the laws of physics and gravity
This is Viper after being beaten in MGE 4 times 20-10 by an iron level roamer weilding the shotgun.
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: wtf
7:28 PM - staticvoid: it would've been 20 and 0 if i was tlr
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: yea
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: im so confused tho
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: but ggs
7:28 PM - staticvoid: dont' worry
7:28 PM - staticvoid: i'm confused too
7:28 PM - Viper 'ringme: its like
7:29 PM - Viper 'ringme: you single handidly rewwrote the laws of physics and gravity
This is Viper after being beaten in MGE 4 times 20-10 by an iron level roamer weilding the shotgun.
When we MGE'd I also went 10-20 with you..
As a NAHL iron medic....
With the gunboats...
You sat there and attempted to counter jump everytime you heard an explosion.
TBH i should've went rocket jumper and shot a wall.
[5:15:43 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: WEAR THIS HAT
[5:15:43 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: :)
[5:15:53 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: what hat
[5:15:55 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: IT'S MADE OF TINFOIL
[5:15:59 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: oh
[5:16:00 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: ok
[5:16:05 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: IT WILL SAVE YOU
[5:16:17 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: alright
[5:16:22 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: *puts on *
[5:16:28 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: *feels like voids old profile pic*
[5:16:30 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: *takes off*
[5:16:31 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: GOOD
[5:16:35 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: *vomits*
[5:16:35 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: NO
[5:16:41 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: NOOOOOO
[5:15:43 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: :)
[5:15:53 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: what hat
[5:15:55 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: IT'S MADE OF TINFOIL
[5:15:59 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: oh
[5:16:00 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: ok
[5:16:05 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: IT WILL SAVE YOU
[5:16:17 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: alright
[5:16:22 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: *puts on *
[5:16:28 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: *feels like voids old profile pic*
[5:16:30 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: *takes off*
[5:16:31 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: GOOD
[5:16:35 PM] ¿SarcasticWisdom?: *vomits*
[5:16:35 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: NO
[5:16:41 PM] Thorin Oakenshield: NOOOOOO
Fuck^This^Shit: hello
Kyle: hi
Fuck^This^Shit: man maybe u will delete me instantly maybe u dont want ever to hear this question but still could u please give me any item just to help me or to donate at me please man i need it :/
just one or two items or maybe just one as expensive as u want or maybe just one weapon i would be so thankful
Kyle: why can't you get your own?
Fuck^This^Shit: cuz i cant afford
Kyle: I mean you could be getting drops and smelting them into metal now.
Kyle: Instead of messaging people asking for items which they may not give.
Fuck^This^Shit: well i think that there is some good people that are left in earth and would do that :/
Kyle: But its more efficient and guarnteed to get profit by getting metal the normal way.
Kyle: When you beg for free items the profit per day substantially less than what you would get simply playing tf2 that same day.
Kyle: *is
Fuck^This^Shit: no man its my first day that ive been asking for people if they could donate at me
Fuck^This^Shit: and look what i got in my bp ;)
Fuck^This^Shit: i swear to god that its my first day
Fuck^This^Shit: that im adding people and asking them if they could donate
Fuck^This^Shit: me
Kyle: I'm sorry but I don't give things out for free.
Fuck^This^Shit: ok than thanks anyways
Fuck^This^Shit: and bb
Kyle: later
The irony with begging is that you can usually get more by just playing the game in the time you spend begging in the first place. Also funny how he says he can't afford anything despite having 6 ref and a vintage dead ringer. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198069274070/inventory/ Some people I swear.
Kyle: hi
Fuck^This^Shit: man maybe u will delete me instantly maybe u dont want ever to hear this question but still could u please give me any item just to help me or to donate at me please man i need it :/
just one or two items or maybe just one as expensive as u want or maybe just one weapon i would be so thankful
Kyle: why can't you get your own?
Fuck^This^Shit: cuz i cant afford
Kyle: I mean you could be getting drops and smelting them into metal now.
Kyle: Instead of messaging people asking for items which they may not give.
Fuck^This^Shit: well i think that there is some good people that are left in earth and would do that :/
Kyle: But its more efficient and guarnteed to get profit by getting metal the normal way.
Kyle: When you beg for free items the profit per day substantially less than what you would get simply playing tf2 that same day.
Kyle: *is
Fuck^This^Shit: no man its my first day that ive been asking for people if they could donate at me
Fuck^This^Shit: and look what i got in my bp ;)
Fuck^This^Shit: i swear to god that its my first day
Fuck^This^Shit: that im adding people and asking them if they could donate
Fuck^This^Shit: me
Kyle: I'm sorry but I don't give things out for free.
Fuck^This^Shit: ok than thanks anyways
Fuck^This^Shit: and bb
Kyle: later
The irony with begging is that you can usually get more by just playing the game in the time you spend begging in the first place. Also funny how he says he can't afford anything despite having 6 ref and a vintage dead ringer. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198069274070/inventory/ Some people I swear.
Pengy
Legendary Skial King
Pengy
Legendary Skial King
Possibly the best, if longest, conversation I've ever had.
12:14 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Is it true you're actually Bottiger's younger brother?
12:15 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): mmhmm
12:15 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): totes
12:15 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Online.
12:15 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: That must be why everybody Aways on you
12:16 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: You're the boring child
12:16 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): lol
12:16 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): you're like a month or so late on that whole thing, but okay
12:16 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Derpy's the youngest one, that's why it's happening to him now
12:16 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Ah
12:17 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Or maybe he's the slow one
12:17 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Derpy, after all.
12:17 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): And the fat one
12:17 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Don't forget about fatness
12:18 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Derpy is a self explanatory word
12:18 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: That just comes with it.
12:19 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Away.
12:19 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): The only thing he commands is toy soldiers, you faget you
12:19 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Online.
12:20 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Is not bundle of wood
12:20 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): faget, not faggot
12:20 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Stoopid
12:20 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Fag is a bundle of wood
12:21 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Or tired out
12:21 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Lrn2English you robot
12:22 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I was merely speaking of Jean Charles Faget, the renowned American physician.
12:22 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You uneducated savage
12:22 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Ah, Jean
12:23 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: I was speaking of the corollary, the faget bread
12:23 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Ah, of course
12:23 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: It was made by the same man
12:23 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I see now this was a terrible misunderstanding
12:24 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): My apologizes, good sir
12:24 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: To err is human, to epic fail is robot.
12:24 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Just remember who told you that when it becomes a great saying
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): To poop is human, to Empty the Recyle Bin is robot
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Remember that
12:25 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Not quite
12:25 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Is PC
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): PC?
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Pc!?!?!?
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I'VE BEEN ON DREAMCAST THE ENTIRE TIME
12:25 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Recycle bin is PC exclusive now
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): OH GAWD
12:25 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: This is 2016
12:26 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): WHAT IS MY LIFE
12:26 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): IS OBAMA STILL PRESIDENT?
12:26 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Walt Disney rules the world
12:26 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: And Star Wars is the only thing left on TV
12:26 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: And it's the Phantom Menace
12:27 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I'm sure Pixar has started the rebellion though, secretly steaming Toy Story 7 on the phonograph
12:27 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: And god help us if you little 2013 plebs get your hands on the phones from today
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: No Pixar is dead
12:28 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): THat's what they want you to think
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: I know because I killed and ate their executives
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Harsh world man
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Zombie movies lied
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: There are no zombies
12:29 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Just cannibals
12:29 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Btw, tell derpy to eat a lot more
12:29 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: We need more food in the future
12:29 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You ate their doubles. They pulled an Ageon
12:30 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You ate the peasat boys, silly
12:30 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Goddarnit
12:30 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): John Lassiter is marrying Dany as we speak
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: No
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: That'll mess things up
12:31 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): To late
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Nooooooooo
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Now I'm fading away
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Whyyyyy
12:32 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Goodbye sweet prince
12:32 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Screw you
12:32 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: I'm sending back a terminator
12:32 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I already destroyed Skynet in your alternate future
12:32 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: No you didn't
12:33 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: I'm in it
12:33 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: And boom
12:33 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): That's what you think
12:33 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: That marriage is over
12:33 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You're acutally in a bag of lays potato chips
12:34 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You just shot a rouge french fry
12:34 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Wat
12:34 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: The universe is potatoes
12:34 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): We're surrounded by a shiny, silicon bag
12:34 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): It's not acutally infinate
12:35 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: But my phone doesn't taste like potato
12:36 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Online.
12:36 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): We're notactually in 2016, we're all locked away in energy farms, enslaved by the potatos. Ride the http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/camel to go back to your room, and belive what you want to belive. Eat the http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly to follow me deeper into the rabbit hole
12:37 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/box
12:37 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Both at once
12:37 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You've angered the potatoes
12:37 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): They're going to cut your life supply
12:37 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You need to glue your door shit
12:37 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Gaaaark
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): NO
12:37 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: dying
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): THEY'VE GOTTON TO YOU
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): QUICK
12:38 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: from taters
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): SHIT A BRICK
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): HURRY
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): IT'S NOT WORKING
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): NOOOOOOOOOO
12:39 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Goodnight, sweet prince
12:39 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: You mean
12:39 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: MOOOOOOOOO
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Oh god
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Not the cows
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): We're fucked now
12:40 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: you angered the cow gods
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): EVeryone knows the cows cause Global Warming
12:40 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: they're big here in the future
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): It's all their metahne
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Hrmn
12:40 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: They rule Cleveland
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Good thing I've got Gary Larson on my side
12:41 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): He'll overrule any of them
12:41 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Also you're gonna mess up the future if you keep doing stuff
12:41 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Too late
12:41 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Knock it off before I send Arnold after you
12:41 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: He doesn't want Sarah Connor
12:42 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: He wants YOU
12:42 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I already got Gary to write a strip in which a rouge chicken blows up the Hall of Cow Gods to the 1812 overture
12:42 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: TOODLE-OO!
12:42 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Offline.
12:42 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
12:44 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): *vauge choking sounds, followed by an ausrian accented male saying "Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror sent me"
12:15 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): mmhmm
12:15 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): totes
12:15 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Online.
12:15 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: That must be why everybody Aways on you
12:16 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: You're the boring child
12:16 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): lol
12:16 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): you're like a month or so late on that whole thing, but okay
12:16 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Derpy's the youngest one, that's why it's happening to him now
12:16 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Ah
12:17 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Or maybe he's the slow one
12:17 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Derpy, after all.
12:17 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): And the fat one
12:17 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Don't forget about fatness
12:18 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Derpy is a self explanatory word
12:18 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: That just comes with it.
12:19 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Away.
12:19 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): The only thing he commands is toy soldiers, you faget you
12:19 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Online.
12:20 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Is not bundle of wood
12:20 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): faget, not faggot
12:20 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Stoopid
12:20 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Fag is a bundle of wood
12:21 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Or tired out
12:21 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Lrn2English you robot
12:22 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I was merely speaking of Jean Charles Faget, the renowned American physician.
12:22 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You uneducated savage
12:22 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Ah, Jean
12:23 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: I was speaking of the corollary, the faget bread
12:23 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Ah, of course
12:23 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: It was made by the same man
12:23 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I see now this was a terrible misunderstanding
12:24 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): My apologizes, good sir
12:24 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: To err is human, to epic fail is robot.
12:24 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Just remember who told you that when it becomes a great saying
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): To poop is human, to Empty the Recyle Bin is robot
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Remember that
12:25 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Not quite
12:25 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Is PC
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): PC?
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Pc!?!?!?
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I'VE BEEN ON DREAMCAST THE ENTIRE TIME
12:25 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Recycle bin is PC exclusive now
12:25 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): OH GAWD
12:25 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: This is 2016
12:26 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): WHAT IS MY LIFE
12:26 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): IS OBAMA STILL PRESIDENT?
12:26 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Walt Disney rules the world
12:26 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: And Star Wars is the only thing left on TV
12:26 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: And it's the Phantom Menace
12:27 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I'm sure Pixar has started the rebellion though, secretly steaming Toy Story 7 on the phonograph
12:27 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: And god help us if you little 2013 plebs get your hands on the phones from today
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: No Pixar is dead
12:28 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): THat's what they want you to think
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: I know because I killed and ate their executives
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Harsh world man
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Zombie movies lied
12:28 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: There are no zombies
12:29 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Just cannibals
12:29 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Btw, tell derpy to eat a lot more
12:29 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: We need more food in the future
12:29 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You ate their doubles. They pulled an Ageon
12:30 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You ate the peasat boys, silly
12:30 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Goddarnit
12:30 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): John Lassiter is marrying Dany as we speak
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: No
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: That'll mess things up
12:31 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): To late
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Nooooooooo
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Now I'm fading away
12:31 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Whyyyyy
12:32 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Goodbye sweet prince
12:32 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Screw you
12:32 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: I'm sending back a terminator
12:32 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I already destroyed Skynet in your alternate future
12:32 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: No you didn't
12:33 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: I'm in it
12:33 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: And boom
12:33 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): That's what you think
12:33 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: That marriage is over
12:33 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You're acutally in a bag of lays potato chips
12:34 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You just shot a rouge french fry
12:34 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Wat
12:34 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: The universe is potatoes
12:34 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): We're surrounded by a shiny, silicon bag
12:34 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): It's not acutally infinate
12:35 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: But my phone doesn't taste like potato
12:36 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Online.
12:36 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): We're notactually in 2016, we're all locked away in energy farms, enslaved by the potatos. Ride the http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/camel to go back to your room, and belive what you want to belive. Eat the http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly to follow me deeper into the rabbit hole
12:37 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/box
12:37 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Both at once
12:37 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You've angered the potatoes
12:37 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): They're going to cut your life supply
12:37 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): You need to glue your door shit
12:37 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Gaaaark
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): NO
12:37 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: dying
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): THEY'VE GOTTON TO YOU
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): QUICK
12:38 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: from taters
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): SHIT A BRICK
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): HURRY
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/butterfly
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): IT'S NOT WORKING
12:38 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): NOOOOOOOOOO
12:39 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Goodnight, sweet prince
12:39 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: You mean
12:39 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: MOOOOOOOOO
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Oh god
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Not the cows
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): We're fucked now
12:40 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: you angered the cow gods
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): EVeryone knows the cows cause Global Warming
12:40 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: they're big here in the future
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): It's all their metahne
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Hrmn
12:40 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: They rule Cleveland
12:40 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Good thing I've got Gary Larson on my side
12:41 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): He'll overrule any of them
12:41 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Also you're gonna mess up the future if you keep doing stuff
12:41 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): Too late
12:41 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: Knock it off before I send Arnold after you
12:41 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: He doesn't want Sarah Connor
12:42 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: He wants YOU
12:42 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): I already got Gary to write a strip in which a rouge chicken blows up the Hall of Cow Gods to the 1812 overture
12:42 AM - Thorin Oakenshield: TOODLE-OO!
12:42 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is now Offline.
12:42 AM - Thorin Oakenshield is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
12:44 AM - MijetGummiBear (Pengy): *vauge choking sounds, followed by an ausrian accented male saying "Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror sent me"
TheBlissOfPain
Somewhat Threatening Sniper
With all this talk of scamming, I have a feeling that guy that told me he was going to mail me the money in the mail for all my hats was a liar. :(
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: s
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: hey
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now Online.
You have accepted the trade request from ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}.
SasnarDash: ?
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: I see your youtube videos
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: is that a scrpted when you zoom in
SasnarDash: yeah
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: Thought so
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
SasnarDash: ?
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: can you show me the side stab
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: IU'm having trouble
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: wheres the invis path to the sky box
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: there is a inivs path rigth?
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now Online.
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: hey
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now Online.
You have accepted the trade request from ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}.
SasnarDash: ?
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: I see your youtube videos
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: is that a scrpted when you zoom in
SasnarDash: yeah
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: Thought so
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
SasnarDash: ?
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: can you show me the side stab
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: IU'm having trouble
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: wheres the invis path to the sky box
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: there is a inivs path rigth?
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now Online.
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th}: sas
ψ ĞŐŤ_МĨĹĶ_ ψ {B-day dec 27th} is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Cocaine: http://i.imgur.com/QW8euAJ.jpg
Mocha the Gypsy: I....wait....wut.
Mocha the Gypsy: I thought bacon was like a groundhog not bird
Cocaine: It makes it's nest out of eggs apparently
Cocaine: bacon tastes good covered in air, not dirt
Mocha the Gypsy: Wait...so those aren't its young but just its way of making itself comfortable?
Cocaine: It says nest
Cocaine: I see eggs
Cocaine: 2+2=cocks
Mocha the Gypsy: Fuck math I just finished an algebra final
Mocha the Gypsy: I'd rather think about the life cycle of bacon
Cocaine: choco pls
Cocaine: algebra is ezpz
Mocha the Gypsy: I'm aiming to be an English teacher, not a math wizard.
Cocaine: choco pls
Cocaine: nobody likes english
Cocaine: be prepared to put up with hell
Mocha the Gypsy: So....basically nothing changes?
Cocaine: except this time you're not considered a human being
Cocaine: next time*
Mocha the Gypsy: ....Mod I was hoping for something to post in the IM thread not to be hating my life choices.
Mocha the Gypsy: I....wait....wut.
Mocha the Gypsy: I thought bacon was like a groundhog not bird
Cocaine: It makes it's nest out of eggs apparently
Cocaine: bacon tastes good covered in air, not dirt
Mocha the Gypsy: Wait...so those aren't its young but just its way of making itself comfortable?
Cocaine: It says nest
Cocaine: I see eggs
Cocaine: 2+2=cocks
Mocha the Gypsy: Fuck math I just finished an algebra final
Mocha the Gypsy: I'd rather think about the life cycle of bacon
Cocaine: choco pls
Cocaine: algebra is ezpz
Mocha the Gypsy: I'm aiming to be an English teacher, not a math wizard.
Cocaine: choco pls
Cocaine: nobody likes english
Cocaine: be prepared to put up with hell
Mocha the Gypsy: So....basically nothing changes?
Cocaine: except this time you're not considered a human being
Cocaine: next time*
Mocha the Gypsy: ....Mod I was hoping for something to post in the IM thread not to be hating my life choices.
this guy adds me randomly and does not answer for 4 days then this
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Pat: hey if you added me to trade message me when you get online
Pat: hey why have you added me?
nudpan is now Online.
nudpan: you have a pan in tf2
Pat: yes im not selling that however
Pat: is there anything else you want?
nudpan: Pressing
Pat: what is pressing?
nudpan: swap
Pat: swap what?
nudpan: pan
Pat: for what
Pat: what will you give me
nudpan: The Barnstormer ok
Pat: no i dont want that
nudpan is now Offline.
nudpan: The Black Box
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Pat: hey if you added me to trade message me when you get online
Pat: hey why have you added me?
nudpan is now Online.
nudpan: you have a pan in tf2
Pat: yes im not selling that however
Pat: is there anything else you want?
nudpan: Pressing
Pat: what is pressing?
nudpan: swap
Pat: swap what?
nudpan: pan
Pat: for what
Pat: what will you give me
nudpan: The Barnstormer ok
Pat: no i dont want that
nudpan is now Offline.
nudpan: The Black Box