School bans most balls during recess

sports are gay; balls are touching
won't be long before they start neutering the little shits

"(CNN) -- Is it an extreme case of helicopter parenting or a smart move to keep kids safe?"
Do you even have to ASK that question? Ffs, this is ridiculous, just like the kid that got sent home or kicked out of school or w/e just for making a gun with his fingers.
 
"(CNN) -- Is it an extreme case of helicopter parenting or a smart move to keep kids safe?"
Do you even have to ASK that question? Ffs, this is ridiculous, just like the kid that got sent home or kicked out of school or w/e just for making a gun with his fingers.

Our school system banned dodgeball when I was in elementary school, the balls were rubber coated foam and so soft you could barely throw them.
 
I'd say that's a blessing in disguise. He doesn't need to pay taxes anymore and his kids can still get his social security. Only bad thing is that he can't drive or vote.
I'm just going to assume there are no real existing laws to deal with this sort of thing but let's look at it this way.

What can he not do?
  • Apply for credit
  • Get a legit job
  • Drive
  • Vote
  • Open a bank account
  • Join the military
  • Legally own firearms
  • Be a US citizen
  • Get a Passport
  • Anything else that deals with a legal name or SSN
What are the benefits?
  • Not subject to any tax besides sales taxes
  • Cannot be drafted (regardless of age and fitness)
  • Any debts are now not your responsibility
  • No child support
  • No alimony
  • Other unmentioned benefits I can't think of.
So, after all that do you think it's still a blessing? He's also subject to any laws he breaks and can just be tried under a John Doe name.
 
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Why every member? Republicans are the troublemakers
But then again, it would be a great warning for whatever fresh blood replaces them
Both sides are stupid and bought out. No point in replacing only half, if you're going to do that then you might as well replace everyone.
 
I look at it this way:

Let's say you have a shit sandwich. Like, the shit is really smooshed in there good. So you're like, damn, I don't want a shit sandwich. I want a regular sandwich. With peanut butter. And grape jelly. :(

If you only take away one slice of bread from your shit sandwich, there's still shit in your sandwich. Gotta throw the whole thing away and get you dat PBJ brah.