The Offical "What's Your Weirdest Dream?" Thread

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What kind of crazy shit goes on in your brain during the night?

Why, just the other day, Woodrow Wilson was piloting an Arwing, and he crashed it into a large stone mountain while a large crowd of furry rednecks cheered.

I wonder what it means.
 
Had a dream in which I was torturing some dude by showing him pictures of man-boobs to find the coordinates of a pair of boxers while a massive winged rhinoceros was flying in the background.
 
When I was like six I had a nightmare about Hercules or someone like that. He was talking and then he just stopped, looked at me, made the weirdest face, and ate me.

Like wtf.
 
I had a weird dream that one of my parents was dead. After I woke up it took me a good 5 minutes to realize it was just a dream. Shit was weird
 
I had a dream once that I was the president of a new country, which I opted to call some long gibberish name that I wasn't at all consistent with. The fire nation attacked, and so I summoned the wrath of Elmo to defeat them. That didn't work. Elmo died a horrible, fiery death, and then I woke up. I remember being giddy afterwards.

Fuck Elmo.
 
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I have several dreams

1. I was camping by this massive river. the river was like, hundredes of miles wide. Incredibly violent body of water. I gaze into the distance and I see this Carp flopping around in the air trying to go upstream (i do not believe carps do this). The CARP jumps pretty high into the air, and I run from my campsite and jump across the river. I grab the carp in Mid Air and start fucking the Carp. He keeps jumping up out of the water and I keep fucking him. I go at the carp so hard it's eye pops out and then I wake up.
 
I'm really into this thing called luicid dreaming. Everyone did it once before but you can actualy try to luicid dream. Basicly you are aware that you are dreaming, that makes that you can do everything in your dream.
 
http://www.skial.com/threads/dream-journal-thread.34165/

Smokey said:
I had this one dream a few years ago on vacation about a tournament called "bloodied breath" where the aim was to lose the most blood in one sitting and survive. I saw a man and his son as a contestant. His son held his arm out and his father cut down the width of his arm effortlessly with some kind of saw. That's all I remember.
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Fucking hell, I still remember this dream vividly. It was on vacation too, in Spain.

HowIMetYourMother said:
I'm really into this thing called luicid dreaming. Everyone did it once before but you can actualy try to luicid dream. Basicly you are aware that you are dreaming, that makes that you can do everything in your dream.
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Once you go lucid, you never go back. (watch inception)
 
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Had a dream that my mother had an evil twin was trying to kill me by pretending to be her while trying to make it look like an accident.
 
Ah, and there's this one, too:

As it was, the difference between normal, everyday reality and the darkest reaches of Hell was my own blinking. For example, I vividly remember stumbling upon a box of kittens. In the reality world, it was just that. A box of kittens. Then, I would blink, and suddenly the box was hotter than an acetylene torch, and the kittens were transformed into tentacle-laden, Satan-horned demon kittens ready to leap onto my face at any moment.

Then I'd blink, and back to comfortable reality I'd go.

The entire dream was just me walking through the neighborhood and watching the scenery change with each blink.
 
Omahan said:
Ah, and there's this one, too:

As it was, the difference between normal, everyday reality and the darkest reaches of Hell was my own blinking. For example, I vividly remember stumbling upon a box of kittens. In the reality world, it was just that. A box of kittens. Then, I would blink, and suddenly the box was hotter than an acetylene torch, and the kittens were transformed into tentacle-laden, Satan-horned demon kittens ready to leap onto my face at any moment.

Then I'd blink, and back to comfortable reality I'd go.

The entire dream was just me walking through the neighborhood and watching the scenery change with each blink.
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Short story go!
 
I had an Alpha Brain dream last night.

The dream consisted of the Voyager Probe becoming self aware and started flipping out, soon to be found by aliens. The aliens removed the gold plate off of the probe, saying, and I quote "Whatever the fuck this is, i'm going to jack off to it." and left the probe alone in a room. Voyager then cried, and cried and cried, until the ghostly figure of Carl Sagan whispered to the probe "im cumming" with the most creepy of face I could come up with, and then I woke up.

Thank you alpha brain, for misinterpreting something good for something terrible and crazy.
 
HowIMetYourMother said:
I'm really into this thing called luicid dreaming. Everyone did it once before but you can actualy try to luicid dream. Basicly you are aware that you are dreaming, that makes that you can do everything in your dream.
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lucid dreaming is really cool. i never learned how to force it though. these guys on this other forum were really into it and did a lot of stuff while doing it
 
[Furry] Meowcenary said:
I had a weird dream that one of my parents was dead. After I woke up it took me a good 5 minutes to realize it was just a dream. Shit was weird
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Honestly I was waiting for you to say you had a nightmare about having sex with a human.


Seriously though, you opened the door for that - I just stepped through. I still love you.
 
I was on a cone shape island that flattened out to make a perfect circular road around the whole island. I'm running and a huge, 20 meter diameter bowling ball is chasing after me, I was hauling ass. Then, I stopped, so the bowling bowl stopped. It spun vertically without rolling towards me so that the finger holes were at the top. My dad's head popped out of the whole and we both started laughing.

I wonder what it mean....
 
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