Saw that earlier, dear god I love this state
this part is made of win:
Because while stoners have no problem ignoring a leaflet, police recognize that it's nearly impossible to turn down a bag of Doritos.
Probably because you were reading Yahoo newshttp://finance.yahoo.com/news/disruptions-texting-feelings-symbol-symbol-145830232.html
I think I got dumber by reading that article.

On Groklaw today, Jones has announced that she is shutting down the site and removing herself from the Internet.
